London - A ringside seat at next Saturday's spectacle is in the Swarowski crystal-encrusted Gucci bag for singer Cheryl.
According to a Chelsea postman with x-ray vision a gold-embossed Palace invitation signed 'Luv From Hazza' landed on La Cole'...
London - He's taking no chances after Saturday's Epsom Salts - er...Derby! - fiasco that saw talking whorse Carlton House strip punch-drunk Brits of £25million in failed bets.
This coming weekend silly self-publicist/mug punter Prince William aims...
London - (Portents): The baleful harbinger of Hellfire Club doom will transit above Whorse Guards Parade, SW1 this Saturday morning at the precise moment of the Gemini new moon.
Comet McNaught's resplendent trajectory should be visible to the nake...
The annual Trooping the Colour in London was abandoned halfway through the event this morning, when Her Majesty the Queen yawned, and swallowed a fly.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): GPs'surgeries are fighting to stave off a pandemic of sudden projectile vomiting syndrome that has struck the country following a news leak that George W Bush is to be guest of honor at Saturday's Trooping of...
Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...
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