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American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

Funny story: American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...

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Curse of Tutankhamun haunts American Pharoah's Triple Crown bid

Funny story: Curse of Tutankhamun haunts American Pharoah's Triple Crown bid

Elmont, NY - Punters are being warned off betting in Sautrday's renewal of the Belmont Stakes amid reports that an ancient Egyptian hex is stalking dual classic winner American Pharoah. The 3/5 favorite is bidding to break the 37 year hoodoo affec...

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California Chrome sold to Roman Abramovich for fifty million bucks

Funny story: California Chrome sold to Roman Abramovich for fifty million bucks

Louisville, Kentucky - The dual Kentucky Derby/Preakness champion will stand at Abramovich's Gazprom Stables dubbed bluegrass country's most famous equine stud. Announcing the reported $50m deal co-owners Steve Coburn and Perry Martin said the awe...

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Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

Funny story: Astrologers hint California Chrome destined as also-ran in Saturday's Belmont Stakes

New York - Hold those bets mug punters everywhere, the Belmont Stakes ante-post market is rigged by deceptive stars that will blow up in your faces before the weekend is over. And blow a huge hole in your wallets if you take the measley odds that...

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Kim Jong Un's Race Horse Will Not Be Allowed To Run In The Belmont Stakes

Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Race Horse Will Not Be Allowed To Run In The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York - The United States Racehorse Federation has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's racehorse Northern Rice King will not be allowed to run in the 145th running of The Belmont Stakes. USRF spokesperson Amethyst Chut...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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