SARASOTA, Florida - Vice-President Joe Biden was in Florida speaking to a group of retired citrus pickers.
He told them that they are truly great Americans and without them our great nation would not have orange juice, lemon juice, grapefruit juic...
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Michelle Obama was in Cleveland speaking to high school students about the importance of eating right.
One student hollered out "You mean eating left ma'am, as in left, Democrats, right, Republicans."
Mrs. Obama replied that t...
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