Manilla, Philippines - The completely isolated Toobimbo tribe, who have lived in an isolated valley in central Philippines for thousands of years, have told local missionaries that they would like their souls stolen in high definition rather than the...
Peru has called on explorers to stay away from an isolated Amazon basin rainforest tribe after pictures of 'uncontacted' tribal members were published on line.
This news has had a devastating effect on famous explorer and registered semi-halfwit,...
The name Sir Dr Wilbert Vagina-Crumpington is little heard these days, and that is a great shame, for he was one of the greatest explorers of pre-Victorian Britain. He discovered the bottom of the Nile, and he invented Madagascar.
He is responsible for recording for the first time countless tribes around the world, most of which he named after himself. He is also responsible for discovering an...
The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased.
It seems that...
Researchers have reported that the Amondawa tribe, who were first discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest in 1986, have no notion of time as an abstract concept.
Chris Sinha, Professor of Psychology of Language at the University of Ports...
Scientists have discovered a remote tribe in the Brazilian rainforest who have no word to describe the male genitalia. The Dingaling tribe were only discovered in the 1970s and Brazilian linguists have been living amongst them for the last few years...
World famous documentary filmmaker and nature lover, David Attenborough has quit television after declaring the world is now, "too small to explore."
In an interview with BBC radio, the 84 year old national treasure poured his heart out, after re...
The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
Descendants of the Five Civilized Tribes (The Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Creek, and Seminole tribes) ahve decided that being civilized is not much fun after all and have announced that they are going to give up that designation.
Said Cherokee C...
Speaking from inside the Yaoundé Intel Basketball Arena in the capitol city of Cameroon, a spokesman for the Baka pygmy tribe addressed a gathering of American sports writers. The following is the verbatim transcript taken at that meeting.
New York, NY - In the wake of the startling discovery in the Brazilian rainforest of what may be the last uncontacted indigenous tribe, a consortium of Manhattan restaurant owners is hoping to base a new dining spot on the tribe's native cuisine.
Two scientists rummaging around in a South American rainforest have stumbled upon, what may be, the most important discovery in comedy for more than sixty years.
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