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Funny story: Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...
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Funny story: M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...
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Funny story: Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner

Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner

KATY, Texas - Former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemems, 49, knows that he is a very lucky guy who has just joined the ranks of other very lucky individuals such as President Bill Clinton, Senator John Edwards, and Mafioso Vinnie "The Nose"...
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Funny story: Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs

Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former major league baseball pitcher Roger Clemens was found not guilty on all six federal charges that had been filed against him. The fireballing pitcher known as "The Rocket" joins the ranks of notable individuals who have be...
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Funny story: Nicolette Sheridan Still Devastated By The "Hung Jury" Vows To Move To Mexico - or Maybe France

Nicolette Sheridan Still Devastated By The "Hung Jury" Vows To Move To Mexico - or Maybe France

LOS ANGELES - The former star of The Desperate Housewives Nicolette Sheridan, who portrayed the astonishingly sexy Edie Britt, is reportedly still extremely upset at the outcome of her wrongful termination lawsuit trial. She testified that she was...
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Funny story: Foxy Knoxy praises Italian police

Foxy Knoxy praises Italian police

Amanda Knox, the convicted murderer who was freed today from prison by an Italian court, has begun an emotional journey back to the US. Before boarding the airliner with the rest of the first-class passengers, she thanked all those involved in he...
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Funny story: Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire

Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire

A 24-year-old Nigerian man who claimed to have ties to al-Qaida and to hold a Lagos Public Library Card goes on trial this week for destroying his underwear on a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas Day 2009. Authorities later learned the man's fat...
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Funny story: Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements

Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During Roger Clemens illustrious major league baseball career which spanned 24 years he never faced the situation that he is presently facing. The infamous pitcher known as "The Rocket" is getting ready to enter into a perjury t...
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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Adolf Hitler has been convicted by a German court for being a Nazi. The court sentenced him to 5 years, although he is expected to have this sentence at least halved on the grounds that he is in fact dead. The court heard how Hitler had planned wo...
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Funny story: Berlusconi Trial Suspended

Berlusconi Trial Suspended

The trial of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, scheduled for April 1st, has been suspended indefinitely following the news that the Premier had suffered a nervous breakdown and had been admitted to a secure mental health facility. Berlusco...
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Funny story: Berlusconi Lays Out New Strategy

Berlusconi Lays Out New Strategy

Silvio Berlusconi is to set aside Mondays so he can attend all 4 trials pending against him, his press secretary has announced. The under fire Italian PM is facing charges of bribery, extortion, fraud and having sex with an under age prostitute.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Misunderstood "Necklace" Reference, Tried to Return It!

Lindsay Lohan Misunderstood "Necklace" Reference, Tried to Return It!

Another twist and turn in the Lindsay Lohan trial over a "stolen necklace" has been out this morning to go alongside all the other weird stuff, but that seems to describe the young lady's life over the past year or so. This time, according to her...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Still In The Middle Of A Messy Trial, Feels Threatened

Naomi Campbell Still In The Middle Of A Messy Trial, Feels Threatened

Defense lawyers are opposing the court prosecutors request that Naomi Campbell testify under oath in the war crimes trial against former President of Liberia, Charles Taylor. The prosecutors hope Campbell can help show evidence by displaying the b...
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Funny story: Testimony Begins in Sloth Assault Trial

Testimony Begins in Sloth Assault Trial

Temple, Tx: A jury of seven men and five women are listening to eyewitness testimony in the trial of impatient businessman Ron Martin, who nailed 90 year old Doris Sloth with a bag of frozen okra after she took twenty minutes writing a check to pay f...
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Funny story: The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

Many people ....(what am I saying!)...Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work (without pay, of course), downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on unpadded seats...
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Funny story: Boy George is Fat and Guilty Say Smug Jury!

Boy George is Fat and Guilty Say Smug Jury!

Fat Boy George O'Dowd, was found guilty by a group of people, that enjoy seeing celebrities brought to their knees. The 1980's pop sensation was found guilty of being fat, bald, and looking "very ordinary". He was also found guilty of the lesser c...
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Funny story: Boy George Trial, NOT GUILTY; Says Lawyer: "He's Too Fat to Function!"

Boy George Trial, NOT GUILTY; Says Lawyer: "He's Too Fat to Function!"

The cheeky lawyer intent on getting Boy George sent down, told a stunned jury "Mr Boy George is so morbidly obese, anyone can take a pop at him and win. Even a newly-born kitten with polio and one kidney, could 'see off' Culture Club-Sandwich's form...
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Funny story: Boy George Guilty Verdict... He 'realises' his Crimes !

Boy George Guilty Verdict... He 'realises' his Crimes !

Boy George, eighties pop sensation and celebrity bitchy camp gay man, was found guilty in court today. He was guilty of not wearing any make-up and looking just like a bloke, who you could possibly mistake for being a heterosexual. Judge John D...
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