The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player.
The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...
A 20 year old male peformed a series of dance moves in the electronics department of a local department store on Tuesday evening.
"I don't understand it. I was busting moves left and right, all throughout the aisles. Nobody said anything. I w...
Reporters recently interviewed two middle aged dudes hanging out, outside a hipster music venue after overhearing them make fun of the patrons.
One of the 40 something generation X-ers stated, "You know what though? I just realized something. Bac...
A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters."
"I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "the...
Women in general get way too excited about new trends. The euphoria seems to somehow make her forget the difference between ugly and stylish just because Vogue tells her "it's the latest thing". Now I'm not under the illusion that people have enough will power to go against the grain but it still bothers me when I have to bear witness to a 351lb man in green spandex. Luckily Vogue kept that lovely...
Male rising high school seniors are applying to women's colleges in numbers not seen since shortly after World War 2 when some men were allowed to attend historically women's colleges on the GI bill due to a shortage of college spaces for men...
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