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President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

Funny story: President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: When President Obama said, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin," he obviously identified with Trayvon because they were both African American. On the other hand, when the pictures of the six Baltimore police office...

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Must Return To Slave Etiquette Says Angela

Funny story: Must Return To Slave Etiquette Says Angela

A recent report shows that Police officers, security guards, or self- appointed vigilantes extra judicially killed at least 313 African-Americans in 2012, according to a recent study. This means a policeman or security officer killed a black person e...

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Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...

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e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

Funny story: e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

E-Bay CEO, John Donahoe today issued a press release explaining why a picture at auction of a women kissing satan's posterior, along with other auctions that had devil worship with sexual content, was allowed on the mega-corporation's auction site.

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'If I Had (Another) Son He Would Look Like Brits' Very Own Trayvon Martin' says Barack Obama

Funny story: 'If I Had (Another) Son He Would Look Like Brits' Very Own Trayvon Martin' says Barack Obama

Washington DC - Speaking to reporters outside the George Town branch of the Cool Dudes Cafe President Obama repeated his condolence mantra last expressed in the wake of the tragic shooting of Sanford, Florida teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012. "Yeah...

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eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

Funny story: eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

George Zimmerman just profited from the murder of Trayvon Martin by auctioning his "original" art for over $100,000, but the eBay online auction site decided to ban a progressive artist's attempts to raise money for the Trayvon Martin Foundation, bra...

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Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Funny story: Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...

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Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

WHITEWASHING, DC --- In an astounding speech, President Barack Obama demonstrated to the world that he is, indeed, "delusional," as mental health experts have privately suspected for half a decade. Referring to such matters as the Benghazi fiasco...

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Zimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.

Funny story: Zimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.

The judge in the Travon Martin murder case has revoked the decision on the killing that set shooter George Zimmerman free due a technicality. Zimmerman's defense had rested largely on the basis of the Florida 'Stand Your Ground' law that states that...

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Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...

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'Stand Your Ground' not the same as 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Brits told

Funny story: 'Stand Your Ground' not the same as 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Brits told

Washington DC - Officials at the British embassy in Washington have issued updated tourist guidelines about US legal jargon amid fears that the average Brit is still clueless and confused in the wake of the Trayvon Martin shooting. A hotline for h...

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Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

Funny story: Sean Hannity: "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago."

With all the controversy surrounding the verdict on the Trayvon Martin case, Sean Hannity announced today, "George Zimmerman could've been me 35 years ago." Said the voluble host from Fox News: "Hey! I grew up in the mean streets of Franklin S...

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Congress: Thanks for making this about race

Funny story: Congress: Thanks for making this about race

WASHINGTON D.C. In the wake of the much-televised George Zimmerman trial, with echoes of loud protests over the verdict audible from the street, another sound can be heard inside the congressional chambers: the clinking of champagne glasses. Foll...

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M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Funny story: M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict

Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...

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Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Funny story: Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...

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George Zimmerman Will Invoke Skittle Defense In Trayvon Martin Killing

Funny story: George Zimmerman Will Invoke Skittle Defense In Trayvon Martin Killing

BILLINGSGATE POST - It could have been Tostitos, it might have been Sour Patch Kids or Fruit Loops; but it wasn't. When Trayvon Martin was gunned down by George Zimmerman, he happened to be stuffing his pie-hole with Skittles. While Reverend Al Shar...

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Trayvon Martin's Mother Files Paternity Action Against Obama

Funny story: Trayvon Martin's Mother Files Paternity Action Against Obama

Sybrina Fulton, the mother of Trayvon Martin, the teen who was shot and killed by a self-appointed neighborhood security guard, has filed a paternity action against President Obama, seeking back child support for the 17 years of Trayvon's abbreviated...

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Zimmerman's Conversation With Hannity Revealed

Funny story: Zimmerman's Conversation With Hannity Revealed

Sanford, FL - In a bombshell press conference yesterday, defense attorneys Hal Uhrig and Craig Sonner revealed to the press that their former client, George Zimmerman, had spoken with Fox News commentator Sean Hannity. That same evening, Hannity...

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