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Funny story: Dale Farm evictees seek rehoming

Dale Farm evictees seek rehoming

Evictees from the illegal part of Dale Farm travellers' site in Essex are going to the High Court to demand to be rehomed in caravans. The clearance of the UK's largest illegal travellers' site, in Crays Hill, is nearing completion. Former site re...
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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 4: Ten Things To Know About Travel

The Beginner's Guide Part 4: Ten Things To Know About Travel

Hello and welcome to the fourth in our Beginner's Guide series. In this edition we are talking about travel. Since man could first walk, he has wandered freely, seeking out adventure and experience to broaden the mind. From the classic family holiday to the trans-Atlantic business trip, travel has become a much needed part of the day to day dealings of the human race. Whether you are p...
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Funny story: Travellers in Basildon still there

Travellers in Basildon still there

A week after the bailiffs arrived to evict a group of travellers from Basildon, the travellers are still there. "We're not going anywhere," said George Atasda, from the other side of a big wall. "We like it here." Currently, the law is against...
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Funny story: Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

With the Dale Farm evictions in full swing, it emerged yesterday that many of the travellers have already set their sights on a new home: The International Space Station. Recently, a Russian Soyuz rocket exploded just minutes after lift-off, destr...
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Funny story: Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...
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Funny story: Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the program...
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Funny story: Local Man Pissed After Yobs Rampage Through Quiet Retirement Community!

Local Man Pissed After Yobs Rampage Through Quiet Retirement Community!

A quiet retired man, Melvin Wordsmithe, although he advised that he prefers his nickname "Wally" to Melvin, or Mel, awoke to find his tranquil neighborhood awash in plainclothes police after a late night rampage by local yobs the night before. W...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Reunited With Family; Found 3200 Miles Away Two Years after He Went Missing!

Spoof Writer Reunited With Family; Found 3200 Miles Away Two Years after He Went Missing!

There were tears of joy spread today in the little town of Punta Gorda, Florida, as the family of Melvin Wordsmithe are set to gather round him after a remarkable discovery when he was found nearly two years after going missing from the family's bac...
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Funny story: Old Fridge Found In Sahara Desert

Old Fridge Found In Sahara Desert

Explorers searching for an ancient Berbers burial site, in the heart of the Sahara desert, have told of their shock at finding an abandoned, used fridge. The Electrolux appliance was seemingly discarded about 5 years ago, according to the last PAT...
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Funny story: Elf n' Safety Cite Manchester Bloke for Draping Neighborhood In Giant St. George Flag Killing at least 22 Travelers!

Elf n' Safety Cite Manchester Bloke for Draping Neighborhood In Giant St. George Flag Killing at least 22 Travelers!

A middle aged man dressed in rusty mail, a stained cod piece, carrying a broad sword and long bow, was detained after an inquiry into the cause of 22 mysterious deaths of travelers asphyxiated under a 5 acre St. George Cross the first day of the Wor...
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Funny story: Justice: Pikey Camp Tarmaced By Local Council

Justice: Pikey Camp Tarmaced By Local Council

There was uproar in south west England this week when a local travellers camp was mysteriously tarmaced by passing council workers. The pikey camp was at ease in the early hours of Monday morning when the council struck. The team of eight workers...
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Funny story: Ordinary Man Displaced from Home by Travelers Seeks Solace in Drink!

Ordinary Man Displaced from Home by Travelers Seeks Solace in Drink!

A man, a quite ordinary man, a natural born citizen of Britain, and a hard working man indeed by all accounts, was finally driven to drink today after a run in with the National Tourist Board that threatened him with an ASBO and incarceration after...
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Funny story: 'Travelers' Take Over of Stonehenge Supported by Crown Justice

'Travelers' Take Over of Stonehenge Supported by Crown Justice

A few remaining natural born Brits were turned away from picketing Stonehenge today after a Crown Magistrate upheld the 'squatters rights' petition put forward by a band of travelers in trailers who moved onto the historic site late friday night, and...
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Funny story: Terminal 5 Luggage Sale Starts Tomorrow

Terminal 5 Luggage Sale Starts Tomorrow

Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion state-of-the-art facility at Heathrow Airport, that was shut down earlier this week when it transpired that its checking-in system didn't work, is to hold a sale of all unclaimed baggage
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Funny story: Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road

Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road

VATICAN CITY, Rome - The Vatican has issued a translation from the Latin, to the Italian, to the English, of the document from the Pontifical Council for Migrants and Travelers, titled "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Ro...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Celebrates 100 Spoof Stories

Spoof Writer Celebrates 100 Spoof Stories

Greetings, my fellow travellers on this great 'Spoof' voyage through life !...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Celebrates 100 Spoof Stories

Spoof Writer Celebrates 100 Spoof Stories

Greetings, my fellow travellers on this great 'Spoof' voyage through life !...
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Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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