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Funny story: "Blind a Bigot Front" avenges transsexuals

"Blind a Bigot Front" avenges transsexuals

After being blinded and emasculated by an attack Thursday night, Jaden Johnson was admitted to Area Hospital. The last thing he remembers before the attack was referring to a transsexual woman as a man. Hours later, two or more unknown assailants...
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Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...
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Funny story: Donald Trump says transsexuals need to "grow a pair"

Donald Trump says transsexuals need to "grow a pair"

The bathroom controversy showed no signs of stopping today, when President Donald Trump made a rambling speech on the issue. He began by saying that he sympathised with "Trans-Am" people, as he called them. He admitted that sometimes he wasn't sure w...
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Funny story: Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Like on most issues, Donald Trump seems to be confused about his views on the LGBT community. He indicates that he is opposed to same sex marriage, and in connection with Arianna Huffington's divorce from her bi-sexual husband he made snide remarks...
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Funny story: Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...
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Funny story: Other Othered from Support Group Forms Another Other Support Group

Other Othered from Support Group Forms Another Other Support Group

Seattle, OR--Andrew Yin, an Asian, trans-masculine, non-binary, tri-partisan Republican has quit his support group for Asian, trans-masculine, non-binary, tri-partisan Independents to form his own support group after feeling that he was "othered" b...
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Funny story: Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...
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Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...
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Funny story: Wallgreens: "We're more than a pharmacy; we're your neighborhood hospital!"

Wallgreens: "We're more than a pharmacy; we're your neighborhood hospital!"

Wallgreens has always wanted to be your pharmacy. Now, the drug store chain apparently wants to be your doctor, too. Not only does it operate a Mini Klinik in each of its locations, but the company also decides whether or not to fill its customers' p...
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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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Funny story: Flying Thai

Flying Thai

BANGKOK, THAILAND - Thailand's Politically Correct (PC) Air has hired a bevy of beautiful flight attendants, but they're stewardesses with a "difference": they started life as men! Peter Chann, the airline's president, says he believes in "equal e...
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Funny story: How To Spot A Transsexual

How To Spot A Transsexual

More and more men are taking female hormones, receiving breast implants, and undergoing sex-change operations to become "women." Some start these procedures while they're still teens and more than a few mimic women so well that they can use the ladies' room without raising an eyebrow among real women or can snare a man of their own. Of course, red-blooded American men want no part--especially not...
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Funny story: Stan Lee sets the record straight regarding The X-Men

Stan Lee sets the record straight regarding The X-Men

SPARKS, NV -- In a recent exclusive interview with Transformation magazine, Stan Lee, the creator of most of the most successful comic books and superheroes of the period, set the record straight concerning The X-Men and their origins. "They're tr...
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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Jada Pinkett Smith, best known for being the wife of the actor Will Smith, who is best known for being the father of aspiring actor Jaden, is "pleased" with the ten pounds she has added to her emaciated frame. "I'm naturally thin...
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Funny story: Sir Patrick Stewart undergoes sex change

Sir Patrick Stewart undergoes sex change

The X-Men's Professor X, Dame (formerly Sir) Patricia (formerly Patrick) Stewart, has undergone a sex change, following the (at-the-time) false report in the United Kingdom's premiere newspaper, The Guardian, that the former actor is "a post-operativ...
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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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