Toilets in the UK come in three varieties. Four if you count baby changing facilities with a lavatory in them. There are disabled toilets, men's toilets and women's toilets. Occasionally, the latter two are combined, but it is rare. Although the pictogram for the ladies toilet is the same as the one for the male toilet, but with the inclusion of a skirt, this does not always mean that a man in a s...
An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now a...
The Church of England, also known as the Anglican Church, the Protestant Church and the Church of King Henry the Eighth, voted recently to disallow women from become bishops, although they can become other members of the clergy, including monks.
T...
When I first started cross dressing, shopping was difficult. Now, with my continuing journey into femininity, it has got no easier.
The internet is pretty good for clothes shopping. By pretty good, I mean 'amazing'. You can buy anything on the internet: a nice party frock for the office party or a satin corset with holes in places that render the garment useless. Hats, shoes, underwear, attachm...
Apparently you cannot just walk into a bank and ask them to change all of your cards to your new name.
Even if you're in a dress.
I went into a popular high street bank that is open on Saturdays. There were a few stares, but I'm used to that, and I used the ramp, it's easier in heels. Seriously, there were few people who stared, but not many. Yes, I was in a dress. A grey and black mid-calf...
In a bid to help Britain's last hidden minority, moves are afoot to provide transsexuals, transvestites and cross dressers with their own car parking spaces.
"Initially," said scheme organiser, Monica Soon, "this will be outside clothes shops on r...
You turn up for work once in a wig, heels and a dress, and that's it, you're branded forever as a cross dresser. From that point on, every charity event, work's night out involving fancy dress and dress-down Friday, you're expected to turn up dressed as a woman. Eventually, even an alpha male will give in and admit his feminine side. And I'm anything but an alpha male.
Well, okay, I admit it:...
Gladys Mycock has an unusual job. He/she used to work as a transsexual bra-fitter, but has found more satisfying work in the world of writing poetic epitaphs for family pets.
"It's not so much about the imagery, it's more important to find something that rhymes," he/she says.
This week has been busy after the local pet shop burnt down. Gladys has been run off his/her feet trying to pen suita...
Philadelphia, PA-- An 89-year old spinster has become the oldest person to ever have a sex change operation. Miss Vicky Smegma is now known as Mr. Victor Smegma and he says that he couldn't be happier.
The former English school teacher says he...
New York, NY-- A recent survey of sexuality in America has turned up some surprising results. Over 240 million Americans are transsexuals. The remaining 73 million Americans still identify themselves as being either male or female. Sex experts are...
A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers.
"When I set the site up I thought...
The Transsexual and Gay Alliance are up in arms this afternoon with the news that transsexuals cannot compete as their true gender, and instead will be forced to compete against those who share their birth gender.
"This is highly sexist," said Que...
After 22 years of marriage and two children, Mary told her husband Frank that she was a lesbian.
Frank thought his marriage was over until he decided to do the most romantic gesture ever: he got a sex change.
Mary still loved him, and he stil...
Thailand is a country well known for its stunning beaches, great food, sex tourism and being the world's largest consumer of ping pong balls (where do they all go?!)
But it is also known for its ladyboys. So many young Thai men become ladyboys th...
Roger Hargreaves has learned that his publishers have knocked back the latest two books in his world famous Mr Men and Little Miss series.
Little Miss Mr Man and Mr Little Miss have been deemed unsuitable for the children's book market.
"It's n...
British Prime Minister David Cameron has denied having an affair with a famous internet model named Bailey-Jay Granger and said he would resign if he was caught lying about it.
Mr Cameron who is well known for trying to build an uncommon personali...
Philadelphia, PA - A Roman Catholic nun has become pregnant after a 'very intense' TSA grope session at the airport. Sister Maria, from Our Lady of Hysterical Weeping, is expecting a baby in June. Apparently a sperm cell was transferred to her womb...
A fairy in a pink wig (and certainly not your usual straight, nerdy, Scrabble player), has shocked the world and won the UK's Scrabbler of the year contest.
The guy or girl (?), big fan of Lady GaGa, unshaven (a dead give away) and looking pretty...