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Funny story: Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

Katie Price to undergo world's first human head transplant

So exclusive, it is exclusively exclusive, news reaches us that human blow up doll, Katie Price is set to undergo the world's first total head transplant. An aficionado of cosmetic surgery, Ms. Price has become a little bored of the more popular s...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Has Brain Transplant

Wayne Rooney Has Brain Transplant

Wayne Rooney has confirmed that he is recovering from having had a brain transplant. The Man Utd and England striker announced through his agent that he had had a 3 day operation in an exclusive Harley Street clinic after being given an ultimatum...
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Funny story: New Organ Donor Card allows Opt-Out for Cheney Transplant Donors

New Organ Donor Card allows Opt-Out for Cheney Transplant Donors

Bending to demand from potential organ donors, the World Organ Donor Bank, which issues organ donor cards, has printed a box on their cards that allows donors to opt-out when it comes to donating a heart to ailing Vice-President and war profiteer, Di...
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Funny story: Boston Transplant Brings Wicked Hardcore Phrases to Tampa Area

Boston Transplant Brings Wicked Hardcore Phrases to Tampa Area

Sean McGinn moved to the Tampa Bay area 6 months ago, leaving behind his Boston roots for some fun-in-the-sun. Locals cannot decide if they dislike his haircut or dumb accent worse. "Everything with this asshole is like; yo, that's wicked hardcor...
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Funny story: Shock: Man Buys Liver On Ebay

Shock: Man Buys Liver On Ebay

A person, so far known only by his screen name Britvic3953, has sold his liver on ebay for £6.52. The seller, who has refused to respond to emails, put up the listing for seven days. Advertising the liver as 'one careful owner, never subjected to...
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Funny story: Medical marvel - breakthrough surgery. Former Canadian PM gets full brain transplant

Medical marvel - breakthrough surgery. Former Canadian PM gets full brain transplant

OTTAWA, CANADA: In what is being hailed as a medical marvel a famous former Canadian prime minister is recovering from successful full-brain transplant surgery. This is the first time in the world that such surgery has not only been attempted but...
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Funny story: World's first face transplant patients revealed in UK

World's first face transplant patients revealed in UK

Heads up on Face Transplants - Today the 3 recipients of the world's first face transplants were revealed' Doctors at the Charing Cross Hospital announced that the experimental procedure had been a great success. In fact, the operation hade been s...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin in failed Face Transplant

Nick Griffin in failed Face Transplant

Nick Griffin, of the Bloody Nasty Party, was recovering in hospital today after a total face transplant went horribly wrong. Griffin had intended to change his image in line with the BNP's push to make it less "scary" to the average person in the...
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Funny story: Chiles rushed to hospital for charisma transplant

Chiles rushed to hospital for charisma transplant

One Show presenter Adrian Chiles was rushed to hospital this evening after suffering a complete personality breakdown. The Brummie, the BBC's second highest-paid presenter (after J Ross) was at first suspected of having caught a severe case of Rab...
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Funny story: Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Denver, CO - How can fifty-five uninsured people get insurance for free AND solve an organ shortage in Colorado? Fifty-five people without health insurance are going under the knife in a local butcher shop here, according to my source, the butcher...
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Funny story: Top Gear is Finished - Richard Hammond Refuses To Be Clarkson's New Dick

Top Gear is Finished - Richard Hammond Refuses To Be Clarkson's New Dick

The moment we have all dreaded is upon us - the Top Gear Triumvirate is to be sundered - and all because of a selfish action by Hammond. There is a sense of tragi-comedy about the news and the production team seems to believe that things can be pa...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Stuck Inside Ten Year Old Boy

Michael Jackson Stuck Inside Ten Year Old Boy

Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson has narrowly avoided death this week thanks to an experimental surgical procedure, a source at the ULCA Hospital has revealed. Rushed to hospital after a suspected cardiac arrest, singer Jackson was offered a treatme...
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Funny story: Face Transplant Man: "I'm Still Bloody Ugly"

Face Transplant Man: "I'm Still Bloody Ugly"

The recipient of the world's first male face transplant has launched an unprecedented attack on the previous owner of his face. James Maki, 59, who underwent the operation after suffering severe facial damage in a subway accident, launched into hi...
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Funny story: First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

It was close to evening time on Tuesday, in the city of Gloucester, England, when the first liver transplant by an ostrich was done. The ostrich, referred to affectionately as Damien, was groomed to be a surgeon since he was born. "I took care o...
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Funny story: Politicians queue up for full face transplants.

Politicians queue up for full face transplants.

A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been re...
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Funny story: First Dog/Human Face Transplant Performed

First Dog/Human Face Transplant Performed

(Port Charles NY) Doctors at General Hospital performed the world's first dog to human face transplant yesterday. The patient's name is Michelle Critter and she is said to be resting comfortably. Ms. Critter now has the face of a pit bull and she...
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Funny story: Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Orlando, FL - Doctors at the University of the United States Medical Center have completed what they are calling the 'first successful brain transplant.' Neurosurgeon Ed Andrews explained the procedure. "Basically, we took out the old brain and...
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Funny story: World's First Testicle Transplant: Superballs

World's First Testicle Transplant: Superballs

Stockholm, Sweden-Testicular prosthetics aren't particularly new but the world awoke this morning to news of the world's first testicle transplant.Born with a weak set of testicles that shriveled as soon as he got married, Harold Boyd of Hoboken, New...
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