Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ.
Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'.
"I'm so glad to be here", sa...
"All Change" shouted the man with the whistle. As late last night the football transfer bandwaggon rolled noisily into Crewe Railway Station.
Suddenly, Samir Nasri isn't going to Manchester City. He'll be off to Manchester United this week in a...
Rumours that Alex Ferguson is trailing a brilliant 21 year old Mexican playmaker, began to surface on transatlantic internet sites today.
The mystery midfielder, two-footed in the mould of Diego Maradona, is expected to fly to Manchester this Tue...
Spurs boss Harry Redknapp looked up from his plate of jellied eels today and moaned that the gorgeous missus of his midfield playmaker was being ruthlessly 'tapped-up' by Chelsea's John Terry.
"That Terry's gone and negotiated Personal Terms with...
Crazed Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, who often appears to be losing the plot, ordered club officials to chain-up Samir Nasri this morning.
The French playmaker was clapped in irons to prevent him catching the 10.20 train to Manchester. Where he wa...
The International Monetary Foundation and Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United are locked in negotiations in an attempt to arrange a swop of their star men.
The IMF's chairman and leading light Dominique Strauss-Kahn is currently in Rykers...
Hot on the heels of his stunning performance in the 2-0 defeat of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, Lionel Messi has shocked the world of soccer by announcing that he would like to leave the mighty Bareclona and play for one of the Old Firm clubs.
The...
Rangers' international defender Madjid Bougherra may be leaving the club at the end of the season after turning down a new deal.
The Algerian, who was signed from Charlton Athletic in 2008 and has a year left on his contract, is keen to leave befo...
Whispers from high level sources inside boardrooms of the two giants of Spanish soccer all point towards a mad rush to sign Arsenal midfield genius, Jack Wilshere, this summer.
Real Madrid's Jose Mourinho is believed to have already secured the go...
MANCHESTER: Hard evidence that Moneybags Manchester City are planning the final stage of their bid for world football domination surfaced just after midnight.
A laptop computer, stolen from the open boot of a Rolls Royce limousine, was found to c...
Drop dead gorgeous Sophia Suarez is reported to be in top secret talks with Chelsea Captain John Terry, according to a Liverpool mole.
"We've been keeping an eye on Mrs Suarez for over 24 hours", explained the mole. "Having just lost Mrs Torres t...
With headlines ablaze over the fantastical transfer figures being bandied about this week, Sports Frustrated decided to seek out the U.K's lowest priced footballer.
Fernando Torres, once trusted and revered Liverpool team member, now just a big tu...
Insiders at Chelsea FC whispered today how Roman Abramovich finally managed to clinch the £50 million transfer of Fernando Torres from Liverpool.
With the deal in limbo and the clock approaching midnight, a call was put through to Chelsea Club Cap...
A round up of this January's transfer window so far.
- Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured.
-Great big...
Alone and lost in his Cheshire mansion, undergraduate superstar Wayne Rooney has decided to slam down an immediate loan transfer request before Alex Ferguson releases him on permanent loan.
Speaking to reporters from his personal 'John Wayne' suit...
Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process.
Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...