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Manchester City accused of congesting the transfer market

Funny story: Manchester City accused of congesting the transfer market

Manchester City, champions of England, have been accused of stifling the transfer market by Arsene Wenger, Roberto Di Mateo and Alex Ferguson. Roberto Mancini replied with "Eh?" "This is disgraceful," said Wenger. "I wished to sell Van Pepsi t...

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Spurs clinch deal for FC Nazareth superstar

Funny story: Spurs clinch deal for FC Nazareth superstar

Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ. Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'. "I'm so glad to be here", sa...

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IMF And Dundee United Keen On Swop Deal

Funny story: IMF And Dundee United Keen On Swop Deal

The International Monetary Foundation and Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United are locked in negotiations in an attempt to arrange a swop of their star men. The IMF's chairman and leading light Dominique Strauss-Kahn is currently in Rykers...

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Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Funny story: Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Hot on the heels of his stunning performance in the 2-0 defeat of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, Lionel Messi has shocked the world of soccer by announcing that he would like to leave the mighty Bareclona and play for one of the Old Firm clubs. The...

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Bougherra Rejects New Rangers Deal

Funny story: Bougherra Rejects New Rangers Deal

Rangers' international defender Madjid Bougherra may be leaving the club at the end of the season after turning down a new deal. The Algerian, who was signed from Charlton Athletic in 2008 and has a year left on his contract, is keen to leave befo...

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U.K's Cheapest Footballer Sold For Just 13 Pence

Funny story: U.K's Cheapest Footballer Sold For Just 13 Pence

With headlines ablaze over the fantastical transfer figures being bandied about this week, Sports Frustrated decided to seek out the U.K's lowest priced footballer. Fernando Torres, once trusted and revered Liverpool team member, now just a big tu...

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Transfer Window in a Nutshell

Funny story: Transfer Window in a Nutshell

A round up of this January's transfer window so far. - Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured. -Great big...

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Manchester United make audacious new bid

Funny story: Manchester United make audacious new bid

Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process. Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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