Manchester City, champions of England, have been accused of stifling the transfer market by Arsene Wenger, Roberto Di Mateo and Alex Ferguson.
Roberto Mancini replied with "Eh?"
"This is disgraceful," said Wenger. "I wished to sell Van Pepsi t...
Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ.
Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'.
"I'm so glad to be here", sa...
The International Monetary Foundation and Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United are locked in negotiations in an attempt to arrange a swop of their star men.
The IMF's chairman and leading light Dominique Strauss-Kahn is currently in Rykers...
Hot on the heels of his stunning performance in the 2-0 defeat of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, Lionel Messi has shocked the world of soccer by announcing that he would like to leave the mighty Bareclona and play for one of the Old Firm clubs.
Rangers' international defender Madjid Bougherra may be leaving the club at the end of the season after turning down a new deal.
The Algerian, who was signed from Charlton Athletic in 2008 and has a year left on his contract, is keen to leave befo...
With headlines ablaze over the fantastical transfer figures being bandied about this week, Sports Frustrated decided to seek out the U.K's lowest priced footballer.
Fernando Torres, once trusted and revered Liverpool team member, now just a big tu...
A round up of this January's transfer window so far.
- Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured.
Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process.
Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...
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