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Funny story: Cupid Resigns - Turns Romance Job Over to Mr. Potato Head

Cupid Resigns - Turns Romance Job Over to Mr. Potato Head

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND - CEO Brian Goldner of the famous toy company, Hasbro, announced at a press conference today that their famous toy, Mr. Potato Head, has accepted the romance position vacated by Cupid. Cupid recently turned in his resignation...
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Funny story: The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives. Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different. For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.
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Funny story: Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...
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Funny story: 10 Toy Concepts Held Back by Retailers for Upcoming Christmas Season

10 Toy Concepts Held Back by Retailers for Upcoming Christmas Season

1. Wii Fit "Twerk Showdown" game 2. Rob Ford's Rock 'Em Stalk 'Em Fembots 3. LEGO leftovers - discount lego sets! 4. Playstation Classic - Rollin' like it's '99 5. Rollin' Doobs Mountain Navigator Big Wheel 6. "Twerkin' for a Livin'" Barbie 7. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Ken and Ben Dolls 8. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Barbie and Betty Dolls 9. Di...
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Funny story: This year's most popular Christmas gifts

This year's most popular Christmas gifts

It's that time of year again. Shop windows are full of Christmas gifts, Christmas adverts are beginning to be shown on TV, and only one question is on everyone's mind - what to buy their arsehole family for Christmas this year. Here are some suggesti...
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Funny story: 14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)

14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)

The following toys have already been recalled for Christmas this year after consumers Guide tested them out! Please return them for a refund. 14. Leggo Castle from Wham-O (Seems to be placed outside parents bedroom and when one comes out, WHAM-O!) 13. Little Lady Godiva with Stick Horse 12. The guillotine toe-nail clipper 11. Barn Roof Parachute. 10. Little Buddy's First Sledge...
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Funny story: 27 States Immediately Ban The New Water Boarding Board Game

27 States Immediately Ban The New Water Boarding Board Game

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that its brand new board game named The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is not doing very well. Company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake said that a total of 27 states including Illin...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong To Endorse Stretch Armstrong Action Figure

Lance Armstrong To Endorse Stretch Armstrong Action Figure

Former champion cyclist and admitted cheater Lance Armstrong is reportedly taking an offer from the original toy maker to endorse a revived Stretch Armstrong action figure. A spokesman says that the time is right to relaunch Stretch Armstrong, as...
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Funny story: The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...
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Funny story: New toy set introduced by toy company

New toy set introduced by toy company

Harvey L. Bledsoe, R&D Director with Tammel Toys, announced at an annual stockholders meeting recently that a new product line will make its appearance prior to the upcoming holiday season. He told the stockholders, "We revolutionized the market...
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Funny story: Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...
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Funny story: iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?

Apple have gone back to basics with their latest offering in the iPhone stable. "We've redesigned the whole phone," said Anne Summers, head of research and development. "We went to the people and asked them what they wanted." In hindsight, the...
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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
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Funny story: Electrified and Rectified - Best Christmas Present Ever

Electrified and Rectified - Best Christmas Present Ever

Hafbro Incorporated has an exciting new product ready for marketing. It's the new Teed "Electrifier Rectifier", the electric shock obedience collar for unruly children. Let's listen in with the device in use; Mom - "Do your homework dear". Miscreant child - "No mom I hate you". Mom applying her new gadget - ZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZZTTT! Brat - "AAAAAHHH! Okay okay, OUCH!" Sure they may convu...
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Funny story: Justin Beiber Glove Puppet Tipped As This Year's Christmas Hot Toy

Justin Beiber Glove Puppet Tipped As This Year's Christmas Hot Toy

Toy manufacture Ashbro will unveil their Justin Beiber glove puppet Monday and the crudely made novelty is set to become this year's "Cabbage Patch Doll" - the most sought after toy for kids this Christmas and it is anticipated that stocks will r...
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Funny story: Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Hasbro Introduces "Tot Taser" Series

Hasbro, the world's second-leading toy manufacturer, has introduced a new series of devices for use by parents: the "Tot Taser" series. CEO Brian Goldner emphasized that the Tot Taser series does not represent a shift in Hasbro's business focus fr...
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Funny story: Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Toys for foetuses are set to be the next big thing

Babies like to play. As any third trimester mother will tell you, they like to start playing before they are even born. From swinging off the placenta to going through the dance routine from Grease, they never stop moving. With the latest range of...
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Funny story: The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly re...
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