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Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

Funny story: Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...

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Vegans in squalid Beefeater plot

Funny story: Vegans in squalid Beefeater plot

London - An industrial tribunal heard today how seedy vegans attempted to oust the former Governor of the Tower of London from his prestigious Beefeater position. Major General Keith Cima described how 'enemies' in an anti-bullying investigation l...

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'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'

Funny story: 'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'

London - It's the clearest indication yet that horrid Bill Clinton/Cherie Blair doppelganger Kate Middleton could be flung in the Tower and summarily decapitated for treason. The bigamous wife of a senior Tory cabinet minister, Middleton seemed ob...

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Realm Trembles as 3 Tower Ravens Missing At Muster: Fragile Coalition Threatened!

Funny story: Realm Trembles as 3 Tower Ravens Missing At Muster: Fragile Coalition Threatened!

Glorious England, trembled, swayed, buckled, then forced a stiff upper lip after the apocalyptical news that three (3) of the Tower Ravens were absent at morning muster today prompting a call for an emergency Parliamentary Meeting by con-joined heads...

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Ravens Flee Tower Of London

Funny story: Ravens Flee Tower Of London

Great consternation today in Olde London as rumours abound that the legendary ravens of The Tower Of London have all fled - an event said to signal the fall of the British monarchy. The ravens are reported to have fled en-masse despite their wings...

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Mayor Boris Johnson's Barber Held in Tower of London!

Funny story: Mayor Boris Johnson's Barber Held in Tower of London!

Tory Party Mayor of London, Boris Johnson was shocked that a photo of a shock of his hair caused his barber to be imprisoned in the London Tower. The shocking shock of hair according eye witnesses, was still on the mayor's head, blonde, bothered...

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Girl Power?

Funny story: Girl Power?

Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...

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Woman appointed Beefeater "as joke" just before Tower of London demolished

Funny story: Woman appointed Beefeater "as joke" just before Tower of London demolished

LONDON: When Moira Cameron was named as the first female Beefeater at the Tower of London in its 522-year history, it was hailed as a milestone for women's rights. But in reality it was just a practical joke at Cameron's expense. Reporting fo...

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Traffic Wardens face Conscription!

Funny story: Traffic Wardens face Conscription!

Following the government's decision to send a further 28,000 troops to Darfur in the Sudan, the senior officer of the British Army is forced to consider conscription.

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Tower of London prepares for crop of New Year's inmates

Funny story: Tower of London prepares for crop of New Year's inmates

Tower Hill - (Ass Mess): The Yeomen of the Guard are busy getting the dungeons ready deep under the Tower of London for a New Year's Day surprise for House of Mountbatten's Hellfire Club elders with a unique detention suite in the sewage repr...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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