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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Island Too Long. E.U. To Shorten It By 3.45 Km.

Isle of Wight News - Island Too Long. E.U. To Shorten It By 3.45 Km.

The Isle of Wight has fallen foul of E.U. regulations by being above the mandatory 65 mile maximum length for a British Isle. The Isle, famous for its Rock Festivals and sequence dancing has steadfastly refused to lop 2 miles from its length, even th...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

The new flagship £5000 Isle of Wight Bembridge airport terminal is to be named T.8 in an official ceremony tomorrow according to leaked documents. The product of ten years of planning, expensive ground breaking engineering achievements and dogged det...
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Funny story: Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...
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Funny story: Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Realistic cardboard images of a wheel on bricks are being sold as wheel covers at Liverpool Tourist Centres from today. The officer for tourism, Mrs. Morris-Minor told our Inner City Travel Correspondent, "Every time someone parks up for a few minute...
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Funny story: Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...
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Funny story: New Waterfall Found In Wales - Tourism Doubles

New Waterfall Found In Wales - Tourism Doubles

A hitherto undiscovered new waterfall has been found in the upper reaches of the river Taffy in Wales. A dangerous region to explore, even heroic Royal Prince Explorers like Prince Edward refuse to enter the region. Indigenous tribes roam the area a...
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Funny story: G.P.S Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison

G.P.S Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison

Tea, coffee and sandwich sales have rocketed at H.M.P. Isle of Wight Visitor Centre due to a G.P.S. mix up. A recent initiative by the Isle of Wight Tourist Institute, hoping to sell the Island as a holiday destination and not just an amalgamati...
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Funny story: Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...
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Funny story: 50 things you must do in Britain before you die

50 things you must do in Britain before you die

Travel agency GetMeTheF***OutOfHere has compiled a list of the fifty things that every British person should do before he or she dies. The list is intended to increase tourism to the UK as well as boosting some of our best known exports. It includes many experiences which British people will commonly do at some time in their life. Foreigners and tourists may wonder about some of the items, but...
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Funny story: Colorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists

Colorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists

Boulder Colorado (High Times) - According to Colorado's Department of Tourism, Colorado is quickly becoming known as the state with way huge mountains. The Department has set up booths at rest stops on interstate highways leaving Colorado. The...
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Funny story: Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Lion Park, Jonhannesburg - A London tabloid has been tricked into paying $25,000 for a selfie of a 'genuine' young lioness cuddling up with Brit tourists in a South Afican wildlife park. The paper published snaps of an eight month old lioness call...
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Funny story: The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

The Colorado State Department of Cannabis Has Increased Its Staff By 600 Percent

DENVER - The governor of the state of Colorado John "Happy" Hickenlooper has said that making the purchase and use of pot legal is the best thing that has ever happened in The Rocky Mountain State. The governor, who is always smiling, said that th...
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Funny story: Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

Massive Object of Many Colors Fills the Skies Over California

YOSEMITE PARK, CALIFORNIA - Tourists to this Sierra Nevada National Park expressed a mixture of fear and awe today as they witnessed the appearance of a massive object of many colors in the skies over Yosemite. The object extended completely across...
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Funny story: Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

DENVER - According to the National Commission on Tourism, Colorado has just become the most popular state in the nation. And much of that honor can be attributed to the fact that on January 1, 2014, it became legal in the state to buy and use mar...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...
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Funny story: Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

DENVER - Colorado's Department of Tourism is reporting that just since the new Marijuana Law went into effect on January 1, commercial airline flights into Colorado have gone up by an astounding 900 percent. Socorro Ziddle, 29, with the CDT stated...
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Funny story: Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Explorer confirms Australia is a Life Saver shaped ring of beaches

Intrepid Brit explorer Ralph Fiend has returned from an extensive surveying expedition in Australia. Often confused with the actor Sir Ranulph Fiends, Sir Ranulph said, "The expedition was set up to see if Australia was as many people have reported j...
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Funny story: The Reason Kankakee, Illinois Installed A Red Carpet Down The Middle of Main Street

The Reason Kankakee, Illinois Installed A Red Carpet Down The Middle of Main Street

KANKAKEE, Illinois - The Kankakee City Council hit upon a very clever idea at last month's council meeting. Councilwoman Hazel Tuttletree, 51, suggested that the council approve installing a red carpet down the middle of Main Street. After gett...
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