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Funny story: Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games (LOC...
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Funny story: Tourette's Syndrome Epidemic Blamed On Demon

Tourette's Syndrome Epidemic Blamed On Demon

Buffalo, NY-- A bizarre Tourette's Syndrome epidemic that has hit upstate New York is now blamed on a demon. Over fifty teen-aged girls have been hit with the malady since the beginning of the year. Doctors are now advising patients to contact thei...
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Funny story: QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars may be on the end of a G Spot fine from the FA for tweeting the word c***. "The word c*** is naughty and we forbid footballers to use it in tweets" said FA Chairman Sir Roger Clunge . 29 year old Sean Wright-Phillips and Shaun Derry,...
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Funny story: Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Other than being extremely annoying, the constant grunting of tennis players at this year's Wimbledon tennis championships may have far wider implications. Shit! Social observers have noticed a marked increase in antisocial grunting, swearing,...
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Funny story: Fairy Tales for Tourettes Sufferers: Jack and the bean stalk

Fairy Tales for Tourettes Sufferers: Jack and the bean stalk

Once upon a fucking time, there was this single mother who lived in an house with her little bastard of a son named Jack. All they had was a cow that did fuck all. So, the mother said she would sell the lazy cunt and sent Jack to Southall market to get rid of it. On the way, Jack met a wanker who tried to buy the cow for a couple of beans, so what does Jack fuckin do? Sells the cow like the...
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Funny story: Tourettes Monthly

Tourettes Monthly

Hello! And welcome to our second great issue! News: Some of our larger members have begun a diet'A'thon for charity, lets hope the lazy fat bastards make some fukin money! greedy Cuuuunnnnntttssss!!!!! A new law, protecting Sufferers from arrest should they have a FUUUUUKKKIIINNNN!!! episode in the high street, has been passed by those Waaannkkeerrs!!! In parliment. This means, us bun...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew Has Tourette's Says US Diplomat

Prince Andrew Has Tourette's Says US Diplomat

A US diplomatic insider has revealed that colleagues in the State Department have been warned to be wary of Prince Andrew when they meet with him at functions. Documents shown to EIF News & Features reveal that several members of the US diplom...
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Funny story: Celebrity Tourette's syndrome discovered

Celebrity Tourette's syndrome discovered

The World Health Council has revealed startling information regarding the discovery of a new strain of Tourette's syndrome. Known as Leslie Crowther disease (LCD) after the first positively identified case, it is a disabling condition that is thou...
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Funny story: Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Joe McClusky, a deeply religious man, says he's been battling with the voice in his head for going on ten years now and he's tired of every word coming out of the voice's mouth being the eff word. "From the time I get up in the morning, to the time I...
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Funny story: Fairy Tales For Tourettes sufferers. Goldibolox and the three bears

Fairy Tales For Tourettes sufferers. Goldibolox and the three bears

Once upon a time, a little slut named Goldibolox was walking through the forest. She came upon a small house, and thought, hello, I think I will burgle that place. The little bastard broke a window and crept in. After searching the house and finding nothing, she realised they were working class wankers that must be on the fukin dole. Feeling a bit pekish, she went into the kitchen, there, on the...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

Photographs have now appeared in tabloids showing Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva with two broken teeth. Mel apparently told reporters that Oksana had had them fixed that way herself, to show that their daughter needs to be in her c...
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Funny story: Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

This month, I visited the South London branch of Tourettes for f@ckin justice. I spoke to Adam Merdishit about his imprisonment (twat) "I was only nicked for SHOUTING!!!!! at a police officer...CCCUUU*****NNNTTTT!!! And they had me up in court! "I'm standing in the F@CKIINGGG!! dock and the Judge says have you anything to say....So I says, FU*K ALL YOUR HONOUR! "And he says to my bri...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

"I thought someone would dig it out sooner or later", stated Kristen Stewart Friday after her appearance on Oprah Thursday. "So I thought I'd go ahead and tell the story myself before some idiot got half of it right and screwed it all up." After...
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Funny story: Tourette syndrome, a big joke!

Tourette syndrome, a big joke!

Andy is a misunderstood young man suffering from Tourette syndrome, but is he really ill? If you watch Andy from a far you will see him kick, punch and spit his way along the pavement. We caught up with him as he shouted "f**k you," at an old women.
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Funny story: Rep. Joe Wilson's Inner-child Has Tourette Syndrome

Rep. Joe Wilson's Inner-child Has Tourette Syndrome

Washington, D.C.-Like the boy who pointed out that the emperor had no clothes on, Congressman Joe Wilson's inner- child escaped just long enough to shout out the obvious: Barrack Obama was lying. The incident took place during the presidents speec...
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Funny story: Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted "You lie" during President Obama's speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the remark was not premeditated. He has T...
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Funny story: Local Girl With Tourettes Tells Somebody to Fcuk Off!

Local Girl With Tourettes Tells Somebody to Fcuk Off!

Young teenage girl Rebecca 'Becca' Richmond has told an old man on a bus to fuck off during a wild tirade against everything that pisses her off. 16-year old Becca, who suffers from a form of tourettes syndrome in which she cannot control her fuck...
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Funny story: Tennesee Man With Tourettes Going To See Movie Twice SH*T!

Tennesee Man With Tourettes Going To See Movie Twice SH*T!

In Knoxville, Tennessee, local Tourettes Syndrome victim Joe SH*T! Bob Crabtee, 32, confirmed with friends Wednesday that he planned to see the 7:15 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. showings of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at the Regal Cinema 12 on East Cl...
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