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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

NEW ORLEANS - Lance Armstrong was recently seen riding his bicycle down on Bourbon Street. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Armstrong was wearing a Mitt Romney "Frankenstein" Halloween mask and was dressed in an LSU sweat...
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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges

Lance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges

Seven times Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong today addressed the media for the first time since revealing he will not fight the doping charges brought against him by the USADA (US Anti-Doping Agency), and instead he will actually be cycling to t...
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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong's seven Tour de France titles go on sale

Lance Armstrong's seven Tour de France titles go on sale

In a stunning announcement last Thursday, the famed cyclist Lance Armstrong said he was selling his seven Tour de France titles. The titles will go on sale next week, but they most likely won't be available to the fans. All Tour de France runner-...
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Funny story:  Bradley Wiggins Snubbed By the Establishment

Bradley Wiggins Snubbed By the Establishment

With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins after he was told to 'get on your bike' by members of London's elite Pickwick Club. Fresh from his victory a...
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Funny story:  Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins, admits his inspiration was Freddy Mercury!

Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins, admits his inspiration was Freddy Mercury!

The first Brit to ever win the Tour de France, Bradley Wiggins, has come out and admitted Freddy Mercury was his greatest inspiration, but not because he had dodgy, sexual inclinations, no! The reason why Bradley first took up cycling seriously wa...
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Funny story:  Tour de france to cheer up its participants

Tour de france to cheer up its participants

A recent meeting of the decision committee of the cycling mega-event 'Tour de France', ends with a great news for everybody related to the event, including its massive viewership around the world. The Tour de France events will now feature a Cheer...
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Funny story:  Naked "Tour de Peru" causes sore bums and traffic chaos!

Naked "Tour de Peru" causes sore bums and traffic chaos!

Lima, Peru: As preperation for this years Tour de France pro-cyclists decided to go to Peru for the "Naked Tour de Peru". The reason why they cycled naked was to get their bums hardened for the long haul ahead in France. The trainers of the teams too...
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Funny story:  Tour de France Defines Acceptable Doping Standards for 2012

Tour de France Defines Acceptable Doping Standards for 2012

Following the latest controversy over delayed doping accusations for Spanish rider, Roberto Contador, the Tour de France announced yesterday that there would be a new set of acceptable drug usage rules posted for the 2012 international event. "Bas...
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Funny story:  Tour De France For Yorkshire?

Tour De France For Yorkshire?

News that Yorkshire is to bid to host the opening stages of the 2016 Tour De France has met with mixed feelings among Yorkshiremen. The race's first two days are held in a new location outside France every two years and tourist body, Welcome To Yo...
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Funny story:  Armstrong Concedes Tour de France after Jet Fueled Suppositories Cause 3 Out of Control  Crashes

Armstrong Concedes Tour de France after Jet Fueled Suppositories Cause 3 Out of Control Crashes

Lance Armstrong, 38 year old 7 time Tour de France winner conceded the race today after falling helplessly behind despite setting a new world record climbing La Ramaz at 62.5 MPH leaving the rest of the pack far in his dust. It was the decent where...
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Funny story:  New Tour De France Scandal

New Tour De France Scandal

Disturbing news today from the Tour De france implicates Stage 5 winner Mark Cavendish. After winning the stage in a superb sprint finish, he was unable to provide a sample to the World Anti Doping Agency for testing. Closer inspection revealed th...
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Funny story:  Who but cyclists would race over cobbles?

Who but cyclists would race over cobbles?

The Tour de France is a very strange bike race. First off, it usually doesn't begin in France anymore. It's started in London, Rotterdam, Switzerland and Belgium in the recent past. Each year it usually goes into Spain and leaves Spain, into Italy...
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Funny story:  Off Yer Bike! - Tour De France Latest

Off Yer Bike! - Tour De France Latest

By way of a change from football, Skoob Sports News despatched our man to Belgium to cover the Tour De France bike race, despite the fact that he knows absolutely nothing about bike racing. It proved to be a very confusing experience for Skoob Spo...
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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong Fuming over Tour De France Finish

Lance Armstrong Fuming over Tour De France Finish

Paris, France - Lance Armstrong revealed today the depth of his despair in finishing third in the recently completed Tour De France. "I just can't bring myself to dismount from my bike even though the race ended last Sunday," said the seven time...
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Funny story:  Armstrong Shrugs off TdF Injury Fears

Armstrong Shrugs off TdF Injury Fears

Legendary cycle racer Lance Armstrong has insisted that he'll be able to compete in the Tour de France, despite fracturing his collarbone in an horrific crash last week. The rider, who has won the gruelling TdF seven consecutive times, was injure...
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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong Lances Boil On His Arse

Lance Armstrong Lances Boil On His Arse

Lance Armstrong, the 7-time winner of cycling's greatest race, the Tour de France, has celebrate his return to the sport by lancing a boil on his arse. The boil, which was the size of a satsuma, was causing concern to the rider, and earlier today,...
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Funny story:  US Federal Drug Administration to Sponsor 2009 Tour de Farce

US Federal Drug Administration to Sponsor 2009 Tour de Farce

Paris/AP - The future of The Tour de Farce, an institution in cycling since 1903, was saved today when the FDA announced it would take over sponsorships of ALL teams participating in the event for 2009. Plagued by the continued use of performanc...
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Funny story:  Tour De France To Include Disabled Riders For First Time

Tour De France To Include Disabled Riders For First Time

The Tour de France gets under way on July 5th, with the stunning news that this year, for the first time ever, disabled 'challengers' will ride alongside able-bodied competitors in the race.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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