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Funny story: Toronto Mayor "Outed" As Late "Taxi" Star

Toronto Mayor "Outed" As Late "Taxi" Star

Early this morning, while on his daily morning run, Mayor Tom Ford outed himself as "the late" Andy Kaufman, who has been presumably dead for 30 years. Ford was running down by the Lake Ontario shore front when, all of a sudden, he started reciting K...
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Funny story: Video Shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking 20-Pound Brisket

Video Shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking 20-Pound Brisket

HALLOWED BOWELS OF CITY HALL, TORONTO, CANADA -- Mayor Rob Ford said he is taking a break from his re-election campaign to get help for his substance abuse issues after a video filmed over the weekend showed him smoking a 20-pound brisket. "I've d...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Plane Stopped for Marijuana on Way to Super Bowl

Justin Bieber's Plane Stopped for Marijuana on Way to Super Bowl

Justin Bieber's personal plane -that was headed to New Jersey for the Super Bowl - was held at Teterboro Airport on Friday afternoon under suspicion it was carrying marijuana, other drug phernalia, law enforcement sources said Friday evening. The...
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Funny story: Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic...
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Funny story: Torontonians fear Mayor Rob Ford's Scandals make their City too Interesting

Torontonians fear Mayor Rob Ford's Scandals make their City too Interesting

Dateline: TORONTO-Toronto's citizens are mortified by the world's mockery of their Mayor Rob Ford for his many scandals, such as his admitting to having smoked crack cocaine while in office, because they fear Toronto will lose its status as the world...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Attend Harvard Next Fall To Study Political Science Under Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

Justin Bieber To Attend Harvard Next Fall To Study Political Science Under Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Famed juvenile delinquent and pop star, Justin Bieber, has decided to hang up his diapers in order to become a full time student at Harvard beginning next fall semester. While he laments the loss of income, Mr. Bieber believes the...
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Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...
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Funny story: Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child

Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child

Spokespersons and law representatives for Toronto Mayor Mr. Rob Ford have come forth to clarify yesterday's incident downtown at Eaton's Department Store. Mr. Ford had been contracted to appear as Santa in the toy department but dressed in a femal...
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Funny story: Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth. The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge dri...
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Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

TORONTO-Members of the Toronto City Council and the premier of the province of Ontario have made scandal-ridden Toronto mayor Rob Ford an offer they hope he will not be able to refuse-a chance to go on a one-way trip to the planet Mars, sources close...
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Funny story: Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Crack smoking on police cameras? Smoking weed in the streets? Popping pills, drinking on the job, hiring prostitutes, soliciting sex from employees. Mayor Ford has been in the spotlight for QUITE a crazy lifestyle, or so it seems. With his agon...
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Funny story: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City

(TORONTO,ON) Admitted crack user and illicit drug purchaser, Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, has been found illegally reproducing the Keys to the City and selling them on Ebay to fund his drug use. In a tumultuous city council meeting which saw him wr...
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Funny story: Another Mayor "Crackin" Up

Another Mayor "Crackin" Up

TORONTO, ON - The mayor of Toronto, ON has admitted recently to smoking crack, but is refusing to resign his position. "How can I afford to give this job up? Do you realize how expensive a CRACK habit is?" states the mayor. Locals are working...
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Funny story: Man Can't Order Fish Tacos Without Giggling Uncontrollably

Man Can't Order Fish Tacos Without Giggling Uncontrollably

Steve Sanchez, A long-term Toronto resident, has trouble concealing his laughter every time he enters a local delicatessen. A highly advertised and popular item on the menu is the restaurant's famous Crispy Fish Tacos. "I just can't do it," says t...
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Funny story: Bloopers

Bloopers

Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...
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Funny story: Monkey Found in Ikea Parking Lot Is Toronto Entrepreneur

Monkey Found in Ikea Parking Lot Is Toronto Entrepreneur

This was monkey business, with a capital B. Turns out Darwin (yep, that's the monkey's name), who was wearing a shearling coat as he roamed the parking lot, was doing some modeling for his clothing business, which -- you guessed it -- manufactur...
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Funny story: 'Toronto' Mayor Rob Ford Gets Into The 'Eggnog'

'Toronto' Mayor Rob Ford Gets Into The 'Eggnog'

Early Christmas morning, police were summoned to the suburban 'castle' of Mayor Rob Ford about a reported serious domestic dispute. It was the second such call in many months for the popular 'potty mouthed prince'. On Oct. 25, less than 15 hours a...
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Funny story: The Toronto Zoo Is Catching Hell For Threatening To Separate Its Two Gay Penguins Buddy and Pedro

The Toronto Zoo Is Catching Hell For Threatening To Separate Its Two Gay Penguins Buddy and Pedro

TORONTO, Canada - The director of The Toronto Zoo, Pierre F. Toulouse has stated that a recent story about two gay zoo penguins has ignited quite a firestorm. Mr. Toulouse told Taffeta Kixx of iRumors that the zoo purchased two male African pengui...
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