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Funny story: America Has Severe Case Of Wind

America Has Severe Case Of Wind

WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...
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Funny story: Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

Tornado Chasers Accidentally Drive Into A Forest Fire

WICHITA, Kansas - Two of the Midwest's most popular and experienced tornado chasers, Sterling Vittybird, 27, and Tranquillo Razzle, 24, recently got caught up in their work. The two were on Interstate 35, chasing a category 6 tornado that had form...
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Funny story: The Egg Laying Hens Were Traumatized As Hell

The Egg Laying Hens Were Traumatized As Hell

POCAHONTAS, Arkansas - A recent 4.7 earthquake that hit Arkansas caused some damage to three trailer parks in the Greater Pocahontas area. Long time resident Buford "Bubba" Razzfinker, 83, said that at first he thought that the earthquake was just...
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Funny story: Small Tornado Hits Bognor Regis - Not Much Damage

Small Tornado Hits Bognor Regis - Not Much Damage

Details are leaking through that the south coast seaside town of Bognor Regis has been lashed by a small tornado. A sort of mini-tornado, according to accounts, and although there was some damage to property, it appears that the damage was limited, a...
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Funny story: Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters, as they like to refer to themselves as, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If they say it is going to be sunny and it rains, the first people to be blamed are the forecasters. Forecast some really bad weather and get people preparing for the worst only to realize that they had it all wrong is a forecaster's worst nightmare. The ugly vie...
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Funny story: Freak Tornado Destroys 1 Bedroom Apartment in Perth Amboy, NJ; 842 Left Homeless

Freak Tornado Destroys 1 Bedroom Apartment in Perth Amboy, NJ; 842 Left Homeless

A freak tornado touched down in the Nueva Puerto Rico section of Perth Amboy, NJ this evening, destroying a 450 sq. ft., 1 bedroom apartment. Fortunately, none of the 842 occupants were injured, but all are left homeless. "Que fue, prima?" asked r...
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Funny story: National Weather Service Predicts Tornadoes at New Jersey Shore, Issues Useless Warnings

National Weather Service Predicts Tornadoes at New Jersey Shore, Issues Useless Warnings

The National Weather Service issued a cryptic, unintelligible and essentially useless tornado warning for parts of Monmouth and Ocean counties, New Jersey this evening as a heavy band of severe thunderstorms moved across the state bringing damaging w...
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Funny story: Vertically Stacking Mobile Homes May Deter Tornado Damage

Vertically Stacking Mobile Homes May Deter Tornado Damage

KANSAS CITY, KS -- It's the largest-ever study of tornadoes. More than 100 researchers involved with the VORTEX2 (Verification of the Origins of Rotation in Tornadoes Experiment 2) project will deploy a flotilla of instruments across the Great Plains...
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Funny story: Oklahoma Tornado Replaces Family Home

Oklahoma Tornado Replaces Family Home

NORMAN, OK -- At least five people have died and around 50 injured eight of them seriously, as a result of a series tornadoes that devastated several areas of the U.S. state of Oklahoma, according to local authorities. The tornado destroyed a large n...
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Funny story: Oklahoma hit by deadly tornadoes, improving aesthetic appearance of Oklahoma and median state I.Q; Native Americans call for immigration reform

Oklahoma hit by deadly tornadoes, improving aesthetic appearance of Oklahoma and median state I.Q; Native Americans call for immigration reform

At least five hundred people have been killed in tornadoes that tore through parts of the US state of Oklahoma, officials say, dramatically improving the state's overall appearance and potentially raising its median I.Q. The storms forced road clo...
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Funny story: Frozen Hurricane To Obliterate East Coast

Frozen Hurricane To Obliterate East Coast

2010's first hurricane has formed--and she is one cold bitch! Hurricane Aaaagh formed last night off Miami and she will take a run up the chilly East Coast in the next few days. Hurricane Aaaagh will bring 200MPH winds, 200 inches of snow, and deva...
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Funny story: Iowa Man Designs Tornado-Proof Trailer Park

Iowa Man Designs Tornado-Proof Trailer Park

WATERLOO, Iowa - Dean Biffersteen, an unemployed graphic designer has designed what he says is a tornado-proof trailer park. Biffersteen was recently terminated at The Tobias Talbot and Second Cousins Graphic Design Agency for allegedly sexually h...
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Funny story: TV Weatherman Fired for High-Fiving Colleague Celebrating Deadly Tornado Outbreak

TV Weatherman Fired for High-Fiving Colleague Celebrating Deadly Tornado Outbreak

Little Rock, Arkansas -- TV weather forecaster and enthusiast Howey Carroll of Little Rock's KFUJ Channel 8 was fired yesterday for his unabashed, on-the-air celebration of the state's deadly tornado outbreak earlier this week.
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Funny story: No New Tornados

No New Tornados

(Boston Globe) - In an effort to lower gas prices over the summer John McCain has called for a suspension of federal gas taxes from Memorial Day to Labor Day, a simpler tax code, and "…no new Tornado's".
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Funny story: UK tornadoes caused by 172mph driver

UK tornadoes caused by 172mph driver

Police have blamed reckless Porsche driver Tim Brady for causing the tornadoes that ripped through parts of central and southern England yesterday. In a dramatic police chase, he clocked up 172 miles per hour on a co...
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Funny story: Tornado hits London

Tornado hits London

The British hurricane season officially began when a tornado hit London. However that wasn't the start of the matter, it all began about six days earlier when a hurricane ripped through the heart of Leeds, destroying several canapés, and over six...
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Funny story: Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Closes Loophole That Allows Dangerous Wind to Take Lives

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Closes Loophole That Allows Dangerous Wind to Take Lives

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius issued an executive order today to close the loophole in the state's tornado reporting to the Federal Weather Service. She was quoted as saying that she had not been aware that Kansas only reported actual verified to...
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