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Funny story: Rudd will pitch for Top Gear presenter role if Liberal Party leadership spill fails

Rudd will pitch for Top Gear presenter role if Liberal Party leadership spill fails

Kevin Rudds cat has put together an alternative strategy should the Liberal Party spill fail. The cat is recommending he abandon the UN role and make a pitch for Top Gear. Kevin initially liked the plan as he said "it was a bigger gig than the UN...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...
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Funny story: Chris Evans to present nothing

Chris Evans to present nothing

After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing. 'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.' 'No one will see or hear me ever again.
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Funny story: Michael Gove to Present BBC Top Gear

Michael Gove to Present BBC Top Gear

In a move which has wrong footed many of his colleagues and former friends, the Justice Secretary is now the bookies favourite to replace Chris Evans as the presenter of the hit BBC show 'Top Gear'. Following the shock resignation of Chris Evans,...
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Funny story: Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...
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Funny story: Former Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show

Former Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show

After months of speculation, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have bitten the bullet and agreed to front a show for Amazon on a three year deal. The new show has the working title, 'Three Middle Aged Boy Racers In Ill Fitting Denim B...
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Funny story: Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

Martial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking

London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...
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Funny story: Back In Gear: The new Jeremy Clarkson motoring show!

Back In Gear: The new Jeremy Clarkson motoring show!

Back In Gear HQ, London: Jeremy Clarkson BACK to present live shows to avoid paying out £10million in refunds to angry fans. Jeremy Clarkson will front the 'Back in Gear' Live World Tour, with Richard Hammond and James May, which is set to make more...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important. Bri...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson sacking will bring about the end of the BBC!

Jeremy Clarkson sacking will bring about the end of the BBC!

LONDON, England: Today the death knell of the BBC has been rung! The sacking of Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, will reap the whirlwind of people destroying their television sets! In what appears to be a move that will be an earth quake in...
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Funny story: Top Gear presenter swings left hook and gets banned

Top Gear presenter swings left hook and gets banned

Iconic British TV automobile show, Top Gear, has been hauled off the TV because it's main presenter swung a left hook at one of the team who produces the global hit week in week out (Rather out). Jeremy C, a rather controversial chap, who once dar...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson may be replaced by David Cameron after girly punch

Jeremy Clarkson may be replaced by David Cameron after girly punch

The BBC is expected to shelf the remainder of the current Top Gear TV show after allegations that presenter Jeremy Clarkson clocked the shows producer. Despite a petition of 500,000 names to reinstate the presenter, it is becoming likely that he...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...
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Funny story: Michael Gove to Co-Present Top Gear

Michael Gove to Co-Present Top Gear

Expert on everything Michael Gove is to take part in the next Top Gear series. To prevent the loss of a presenter by any kind of mishap, the show will be presented by a rota of invited celebrity "guests". Petrol Head Gove will be first and will...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Nearly Naked On Unicycle

Miley Cyrus Nearly Naked On Unicycle

Well, we know now that there is still more ways to perform on stage while you are singing. Last night Miley Cyrus appeared at "Le derrière" wearing a string bikini and riding a unicycle. Oh, she also wore a tophat, that kept nearly falling off.
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Top Gear tall man and human toffee apple, Jeremy Clarkson, has been sacked from the BBC after it was revealed that he cycles to his local shop rather than burning precious fossil fuel in a big V8 sports car. The Top Gear presenter was found to ha...
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Funny story: Audi release a new car for the Somerset Levels

Audi release a new car for the Somerset Levels

Audi's latest model for the home counties and South of England is bound to make something of a splash when it hits the shores next November. "This car is something to behold," said Jeremy Clarkson in a pompous voice. "It is seriously cool," sai...
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Funny story: 'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy. "Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...
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