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Funny story:  Pope Emeritus Top Gear special for Easter

Pope Emeritus Top Gear special for Easter

The BBC are delighted to advertise (every hour on the hour for the next 4 weeks), a blockbuster Top Gear 'special' for Easter, to be screened on Good Friday. During an action-packed hour and a half the team have an engineering challenge titled 'Pope my ride' where they take a Subaru and convert it to an open-topped golf cart with armoured glass windows, then race their creations through the str...
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Funny story:  Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...
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Funny story:  BBC dupes the public some more...

BBC dupes the public some more...

The Bogus Broadcasting Corporation, funded by the UK TV license payers have again been found to be faking more events for their so-called factual broadcasting. Top Gear, the programme not about cars but three chaps enjoying themselves at our expen...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Clarkson in 24 hour 'sponsored silence' shock

Jeremy Clarkson in 24 hour 'sponsored silence' shock

The world was shocked to the core today when Jermey Clarkson took a vow of silence, thus failing to verbally attack anyone with his pointless idiotic rants. Recent targets include Indians, public sector workers, cockle pickers and The Isle of Shep...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Clarkson To Ditch Top Gear For Top Totty

Jeremy Clarkson To Ditch Top Gear For Top Totty

Top Gear presenter and lothario, Jeremy Clarkson, is set to announce his departure from the world's favourite motoring TV show. Following hot on the heels of further revelations of extramarital indiscretions and the withdrawal of his super injunction...
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Funny story:  "Top Gear is not too expensive" says Hammond

"Top Gear is not too expensive" says Hammond

Richard Hammond, former star of TV children's series Tales From the Riverbank and presenter of Top Gear and almost every television programme made since, has today hit back at critics who say that Top Gear is costing too much and needs to be more eco...
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Funny story:  Clarkson crashes the Titanic

Clarkson crashes the Titanic

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has today been reprimanded by BBC executives after his attempt to set a new track record in the Titanic ended in disaster earlier today. Clarkson bought the Titanic, the famous Edwardian liner that sank in 1912,...
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Funny story:  Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

The BBC has been condemned by leading religious organisations today after their decision to allow His Holiness Pope Benedict to appear on Top Gear. His Holiness, recently stolen by thieves, was returned today in exchange for a book token, a signe...
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Funny story:  Pope stolen from Top Gear track by Abominable Snowman

Pope stolen from Top Gear track by Abominable Snowman

His Holiness Pope Benedict, while attempting his first lap of the Top Gear circuit, has been stolen. The theft came to light when producers noticed the red Kia C'eed had failed to complete the lap two hours after passing the Hammerhead. Surrey Po...
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Funny story:  Pope to appear on Top Gear

Pope to appear on Top Gear

Pope Benedict has announced plans for a visit to Britain. He is expected to say a special Mass at St Pauls Cathedral, then will dine with the Queen at Buckingham Palace and pay visits to the cathedrals of Canterbury, Salisbury, York and Worcester.
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Funny story:  Top Gear Faked Claim

Top Gear Faked Claim

The international hit BBC motoring and lads TV favourite 'Top Gear' has come under attack for fakery. According to BBC insiders, host Jeremy Clarkson (51) is a vegan, drives a Prius and is a member of 'Friends of the Earth'. "Jeremy hates his p...
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Funny story:  BBC Top Gear Hits Back At Disabled Driving "Bullies"

BBC Top Gear Hits Back At Disabled Driving "Bullies"

A row has erupted over an incident in last Sunday's episode of BBC's Top Gear during which cars were parked in disabled parking bays. Presenters Jeremy Clarkson and James May were driving a Nissan Leaf and Peugeot Ion for an item on the pro's and...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Clarkson has a verruca

Jeremy Clarkson has a verruca

Unbelievably popular television journalist, Jeremy Clarkson, has - according to chiropody reports - got a verruca. The chiropody reports, liberated from a Chipping Norton waste paper bin and painstakingly glued back together from their shredded re...
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Funny story:  Top Gear have to use a German car

Top Gear have to use a German car

Top Gear have admitted that the English car they tried, an E-Type Jag, was not up to the job of pulling five caravans along a stretch of Britain's rail network, and had to switch to using an Audi, a German car. "We really wanted to use an English...
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Funny story:  Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?

Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?

Popular motoring programme, Top Gear, returns to BBC2 this evening for its 17th season. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, the show is BBC2's most popular programme and it's best-selling show around the world. It conti...
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Funny story:  Detroit Man Revealed as Top Gear's New Stig

Detroit Man Revealed as Top Gear's New Stig

Following all BBC Network protocols as well as a binding agreement with the Top Gear franchise not to reveal his identity, the new Stig, a regular test driver on the UK automobile enthusiast show, was shockingly confirmed to be from the Motor City.
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Funny story:  BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

The UK TV watchdog Ofcom has given popular BBC television programme "Top Gear" their permission and blessings to insult the Mexicans. However, the Mexican-insulting contract from the BBC failed to mention the other conditions connected with this p...
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Funny story:  Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson slips into "Top Gear" with several blond beauties!

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson slips into "Top Gear" with several blond beauties!

Jeremy Clarkson, cheeky chappy, feels he's being "Tiger Wooded" by several people claiming to have seen him going "full throttle" in public with several "bimbo beauties" all over the world who just love laying across his bonnet? Obviously Jeremy i...
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