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Funny story: Miracle Toothpaste causes Doctor & Gambols shares to soar

Miracle Toothpaste causes Doctor & Gambols shares to soar

the UK's leading toothpaste manufacturer has cracked the secret to the perfect toothpaste, causing their share value to rise. "When we say miracle toothpaste, we mean it," said Doctor Gambol, the dentist responsible for the breakthrough. The ne...
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Funny story: Toothpaste Company fined under Trades Description Act

Toothpaste Company fined under Trades Description Act

Cresgate, Britain's largest manufacturer of toothpaste and toothbrushes has been fined just under half a million pounds due to claims that the names of its toothpastes are "at best misleading" and "at worst erroneous". Cresgate gained the largest...
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Funny story: Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Another recent corporate merger has led to the creation of a new line of products for the consumer. Vagifix and Colpaste companies will now combine their product offerings into a new multi purpose cream. Based on the science of combining only nat...
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Funny story: I Promise My Toothpaste Won't Explode

I Promise My Toothpaste Won't Explode

Recently I was on a flight from LA to Chicago. Without thinking, I brought my large tube of toothpaste. It made it through checkout at LAX with no trouble. I brought it to Chicago, happily brushed my teeth with it several times over the course of four days and all was right with the world. However, on the way back, a sharp-eyed security man at O'Hare saw the monstrous tube. "Sir, we must take t...
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Funny story: Sansfangs and Gums Offers New Improved Fake Toothpaste for False Teeth

Sansfangs and Gums Offers New Improved Fake Toothpaste for False Teeth

Sansfangs and Gums, famed British apothecary has begun running advertisements for its new improved fake toothpaste for false teeth. The product named Gleemgate to highlight its true fakeness promises to do absolutely nothing for your phony fangs. Rub...
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Funny story: New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

The fake Colgate toothpaste story took a new twist today, when the teeth of a man from Wimbledon who used Colgate to brush his teeth before bedtime last night, had to call an ambulance this morning when ALL OF HIS GNASHERS FELL OUT! Eric Dribble,...
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Funny story: Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Sixty years of scientific study finally bore fruit today when Belgian confectioners announced they have come up with a novel way to enjoy chocolates, AND maintain healthy-looking teeth - CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE! Belgians love their chocolates, and, a...
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Funny story: Wonkening Toothpaste Released

Wonkening Toothpaste Released

A brand of toothpaste which blackens and de-straightens teeth has been released. The manufacturers say the new toothpaste has been in development for almost a year, and is being produced in response to growing demand from Americans, wishing to ble...
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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.
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Funny story: Tony Blair announced as new Colgate brand ambassador

Tony Blair announced as new Colgate brand ambassador

Tony Blair, the former British PM would market Colgate's latest range of toothpastes. At a glittering ceremony in New York today, Blair told reporters that he'd always believed it was his mission to show his assets for a toothpaste ad. But du...
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Funny story: Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.
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