BILLINGSGATE POST: Milada Mae Jefferson, an 83 year-old grandmother living in Philadelphia received her mail-order false teeth from a dental supply company just last week. The poor lady had gone edentulous sometime in her late 50's and had been gum...
NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white.
Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it appears that the FOX News talking head, Megyn Kelly, AKA Blondie, may have stuck her size 9½ high heel in her pretty little mouth.
Those comments came from Savannah Bamboo, a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine.
Chris Brown totaled his Porsche while avoiding the girlfriend of Manti Te'o. She was chasing him in the sleigh of Santa Claus with the Tooth Fairy driving like a demon.
Brown claimed that she was hand in glove with paparazzi pursuing him on the wa...
Before decimalisation in the 1970s, it was common for a bob to be left under a pillow in exchange for a tooth. After decimalisation, a bob became ten pence. This state of affairs lasted until the affluent eighties when teeth doubled in value, out pac...
The tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Researchers have been trying to track down the Tooth Fairy in a national study of infants. Cognitive scientists At Toddlers University asked lots of 5-year-olds about their most recent tooth lo...
the UK's leading toothpaste manufacturer has cracked the secret to the perfect toothpaste, causing their share value to rise.
"When we say miracle toothpaste, we mean it," said Doctor Gambol, the dentist responsible for the breakthrough.
London - In court in London today the Tooth Fairy filed a lawsuit against Omega Auction house for selling a tooth belonging to the late John Lennon.
"This tooth was never properly put under a pillow for me to take by Mr. Lennon,therefore I should...
I've no idea how I managed to produce not one, but two children who were advanced analytical thinkers whilst their age was still in single figures. However, I did.
They have both, independently come to the conclusion that there is no god by very different means.
My eldest used deductive reasoning. He'd lost a few teeth, and got the obligatory tooth fairy exchange rate. One tooth, he neglecte...
A big hearted six year old girl has donated her £1.00 tooth fairy money to David Cameron in a bid to revive Britain's ailing economy.
Pint sized Niamh Lewis, from Irlam, nr Manchester was horrified to learn of public sector cuts, an increase in th...
Reportedly under investigation for years, the Tooth Fairy was arrested and charged with the illegal manufacture and distribution of at least four separate drug substances.
Creating a powdered base of finely ground children's teeth, "TF", as she is...
Leading UK politicians today urged the government to step in as it was revealed that the Tooth Fairy (UK Delegate) was on the verge of going bust.
The Tooth Fairy is feeling the economic pinch just like the rest of us, with turnover down by an est...
Detroit, MI (AP) - In breaking news today, the Tooth Fairy was arrested in the early morning hours for home invasion and larceny by conversion by the Harper Woods Police Department in Harper Woods, MI, a suburb of Detroit.
Harper Woods police spok...
Children losing teeth will find no money under their pillows for many weeks as the government has ordered the tooth fairy to undergo police background checks before she can continue working with children.
"Employees of all government funded organi...
The FBI, in conjunction with Interpol, today arrested the Tooth Fairy in Baltimore, Maryland on charges of breaking and entering and illegally trafficking in body parts.
AP Newsliar -- Suzy Snowflake, a relatively obscure wintry snow-nymph, has been denied entry into the pantheon of mythical faerie-like creatures.
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