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Tony Romo Surrenders Jerry Jones' Boots To Dak Prescott

It seems like only a few months ago that the world believed the fate of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboys would fall squarely on the often-separated shoulders of Tony Romo. Jerry Jones treated Tony Romo like the son he never had. He's been singing Romo's p...

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Crazy NFL Offseason Continues with Star Traded for Snickers Bar

Funny story: Crazy NFL Offseason Continues with Star Traded for Snickers Bar

Just when you thought you had seen it all this busy first week of free agency in the NFL one team went the extra mile to make the most ridiculous trade of the year. The Dallas Cowboys have traded perennial "bridesmaid but never a bride" quarterb...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus. Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the...

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Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

DETROIT - The Dallas Cowboys had their third straight victory pretty much wrapped up, but apparently Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did not get the memo. Trailing 24-30, Stafford marched his pride of Lions down to paydirt and scored ty...

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Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood has become one of the most popular country artists in the world of country music. She has sold over 15 million albums and her Carrie Underwood Bobblehead Doll has consistently stayed in the top five nationwide. The...

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The Denver Broncos Battle The Dallas Cowboys In A 51-48 Texas Shootout

Funny story: The Denver Broncos Battle The Dallas Cowboys In A 51-48 Texas Shootout

ARLINGTON, Texas - The Denver Broncos galloped into The AT&T Stadium in Texas and along with the Dallas Cowboys showed the fans what an old-fashioned Texas Shootout looks like. After the dust had settled the boys from the Rocky Mountains had w...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at the famed Texas Cattle Stampede House in Arlington. Jones, whose Cowboys are 1-1 told Reno that he has always liked Tim and h...

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NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...

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The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...

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Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

CANTON, Ohio - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that it's good to see his team win with Tony Romo on the sidelines for the entire game. The Cowboys beat the Miami Dolphins 24-20 before a crowd of 22,001 at Fawcett Stadium. Jones told Cowbo...

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Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys open their pre-season against the Miami Dolphins in what is known as The Hall of Fame game on Sunday night. Last year many Cowboy fans were unhappy with the performance of the team and especially with quarterback Tony R...

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Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Funny story: Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying. He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did. T...

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The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

Funny story: The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

DETROIT - The NFL Rules & Regulations Federation met in the Motor City to discuss some possible rules and regulations changes. According to NFLR&RF executive director Winthrop "Clicky" Clickfeather one of the proposed changes is making the...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, who is the owner. president, and general manager of the once awesome Dallas Cowboys, has just forked over a whole passel of dough, as they say over in Fort Worth, to his quarterback Tony Romo. King Jerry I, has just given Ton...

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Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

Funny story: Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones sat sullen-faced in a private party room at the swank Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in downtown Big D. He was seated at a table with two team executives, three Cowboys cheerleaders, and Ruf...

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The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

Funny story: The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...

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Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday...

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