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Funny story: Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104. Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a Fre...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

SAN ANTONIO - Proving that sometimes the good guys do wear black, the San Antonio Spurs soundly defeated the New Orleans Pelicans at the AT&T Center. The team that wears silver and black beat the Pelicans 112-93, for their 11th victory in a ro...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs are showing that they are ready to go back to the NBA finals and tangle with the Miami Heat once again. Coach Gregg Popovich's silver and black team defeated the Utah Jazz by a score of 92-81. Tim Duncan and...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...
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Funny story: LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

MIAMI - The Heat were beaten by the San Antonio Spurs in game one of the NBA Finals 92-88, and LeBron James is very upset with his teammates and Chris Bosh in particular. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine reports that he overheard Ja...
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Funny story: Tony Parker's Ex-Wife Eva Longoria Says She's Never Stopped Being A San Antonio Spurs Fan

Tony Parker's Ex-Wife Eva Longoria Says She's Never Stopped Being A San Antonio Spurs Fan

MIAMI - The first game of the best of seven series in the NBA Finals saw the down-to-Earth San Antonio Spurs beat the circus-flavored Miami Heat 92-88. King James showed the nation-wide audience that one man is not going to beat the fundamental gu...
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Funny story: The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...
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Funny story: Tony Parker Leads The San Antonio Spurs To The NBA Western Conference Championship As They Sweep The Memphis Grizzlies 4 Games to 0

Tony Parker Leads The San Antonio Spurs To The NBA Western Conference Championship As They Sweep The Memphis Grizzlies 4 Games to 0

MEMPHIS - The Land of Elvis Presley was singing the blues as their hometown team the Memphis Grizzlies got beat by The NBA Championship Game bound San Antonio Spurs 93-86. Tony "The Frenchman" Parker dashed and slashed his way through the Grizzlie...
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Funny story: Celebrity Barroom Brawls: Can the Reality Show Be Far Behind?

Celebrity Barroom Brawls: Can the Reality Show Be Far Behind?

Yes, there may be a new sports celebrity reality show on the horizon: Celebrity Barroom Brawls. Just this week San Antonio Spurs' star Tony Parker suffered an eye injury after notable offender in music Chris Brown started tossing bottles around a...
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Funny story: The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria Is Desperately Looking For A Tattoo Removal Specialist

Eva Longoria Is Desperately Looking For A Tattoo Removal Specialist

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria, who has already dropped using the name Parker after her maiden name, sat visiting in the home of fellow San Antonians Mr. and Mrs. George Strait. Eva had been invited to the luxurious Strait mansion by the country music...
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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife. The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than...
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Funny story: Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does

Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does

What kind of guy would think about cheating on one of the most articulate and beautiful women in the world, with the wife of one of his professional basketball teammates (allegedly), and then expect there to be no risk of any ramifications. My momma...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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