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Funny story: Blair named GCHQ Philanthropisst of the Year

Blair named GCHQ Philanthropisst of the Year

London - Tony Blair has been honored with GCHQ's top gong after giving away billions of other people's $$$ to his charitable self publicity machine. The annual award is run by the Brits' GCHQ national surveillance agency, an organ renowned for kee...
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Funny story: Blair's Middle East peace envoy job bombs

Blair's Middle East peace envoy job bombs

UN HQ, New York - The Middle East Quartet wants its money back and is suing Tony Blair for $50m. It means his role of Piss Process special envoy is finally hystery after upsetting a lot of indigenous Kurdish Zoroastrians known as Yazidis. This...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...
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Funny story: Caliph of new Islamic State of Humbuggia opens US embassy, sends Tony Blair as peace envoy

Caliph of new Islamic State of Humbuggia opens US embassy, sends Tony Blair as peace envoy

Washington DC - Located in a damp and ugly 200 sq ft teardown behind Bladensburg Metrobus garage at 2251 26th Street NE the new legation's HQ aint's exactly swish by international diplomatic standards. But hey, it's about to get a fab five hundre...
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Funny story: Blair Appointed To Find Missing Dossier

Blair Appointed To Find Missing Dossier

In an astute move the Government has appointed Tony Blair to track down the missing dossier containing startling evidence of widespread sexual misconduct at Westminster in the 1980's. Meanwhile all airports have been put on alert throughout Britai...
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Funny story: PM's Tax-Payer Funded Trust Fund Uncovered

PM's Tax-Payer Funded Trust Fund Uncovered

Back and to the Left news has discovered a money pot created via taxpayers to fund ex-Prime Ministers in their public duties. After laughing so hard that our false teeth fell out we realised we hadn't been in a coma for the best part of the year and...
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Funny story: Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Just today Mr. Blair's office has released further background on his current essay "We didn't cause the crisis," and the 03 decision to attack Iraq as partner with George W. Bush. Apparently during childhood Mr. Blair had a formative experience wh...
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Funny story: Blair's rousing speech - "Once more unto Iraq, dear friends, once more, Cry 'God for Tony, America, and Crude Oil!'

Blair's rousing speech - "Once more unto Iraq, dear friends, once more, Cry 'God for Tony, America, and Crude Oil!'

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair urged the British Government to re-invade Iraq yesterday to protect the moderate Shiites against the Sunnis that are threatening to capture the capital Baghdad. He promised the world that terrorist group ISIS has got...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

In the wake of the Chilcot Enquiry and decision to reduce Bush-Blair conversations on The Iraq War to "gists" and redactions, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair are planning an open discussion at Carnegie Hall. The meeting will observe tight security. The au...
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Funny story: Bush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published

Bush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published

Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia. The decision to let loose the french letter...
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Funny story: Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...
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Funny story: Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour today announced that it is to be genetically modified in a bold attempt to prevent it from becoming extinct. Leader Johann Lamont launched the initiative from the Glasgow Science Centre, where she says the idea first entered her...
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Funny story: Blair advises ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych to commission Hutton Inquiry type of whitewash report

Blair advises ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych to commission Hutton Inquiry type of whitewash report

Kiev, Ukraine - It's the same dumb recipe for disaster that the ex-UK Prime Monster gave beleaguered former NewsCorpse hackette Rebekah Brooks, currently channeling poor little me syndrome at London's No 1 Central Criminal Court where she faces corru...
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Funny story: Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

London, UK - Jurors in the Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson phone hacking trial heard today how ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair played a blinder with a tried and trusted remedy in the form of a semi-official, Hutton Report-style whitewash. "It work...
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Funny story: More Mia Farrow woe amid claims Tony Blair - not Frank Sinatra - fathered her son Ronan

More Mia Farrow woe amid claims Tony Blair - not Frank Sinatra - fathered her son Ronan

New York - Last week's sordid shagging revelations about the former UK PM and Rupert Murdoch's ex Wendi Deng didn't actually name Blair in any potential paternity suit, at least not yet. Now a new twist in the plot sees former Woody Allen publicis...
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Funny story: Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

The new portrait of the "Spitting Image" puppet of Tony Blair unveiled in the National Portrait Gallery this morning is considered a masterpiece of Alexander Adamson's work. Ralph Harris, whose portrait of the Spitting Image puppet of The Queen...
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Funny story: Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

It is over a year now and bookies throughout the UK are rubbing their hands with glee over their book on the Jimmy Savile case. Many of their odds were based on a 12 months period. Apparently they cleaned up. As you may recall some of their odds were as follows... (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no...
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Funny story: US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
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