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Funny story:  Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...
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Funny story:  Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour today announced that it is to be genetically modified in a bold attempt to prevent it from becoming extinct. Leader Johann Lamont launched the initiative from the Glasgow Science Centre, where she says the idea first entered her...
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Funny story:  Blair advises ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych to commission Hutton Inquiry type of whitewash report

Blair advises ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych to commission Hutton Inquiry type of whitewash report

Kiev, Ukraine - It's the same dumb recipe for disaster that the ex-UK Prime Monster gave beleaguered former NewsCorpse hackette Rebekah Brooks, currently channeling poor little me syndrome at London's No 1 Central Criminal Court where she faces corru...
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Funny story:  Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

London, UK - Jurors in the Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson phone hacking trial heard today how ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair played a blinder with a tried and trusted remedy in the form of a semi-official, Hutton Report-style whitewash. "It work...
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Funny story:  More Mia Farrow woe amid claims Tony Blair - not Frank Sinatra - fathered her son Ronan

More Mia Farrow woe amid claims Tony Blair - not Frank Sinatra - fathered her son Ronan

New York - Last week's sordid shagging revelations about the former UK PM and Rupert Murdoch's ex Wendi Deng didn't actually name Blair in any potential paternity suit, at least not yet. Now a new twist in the plot sees former Woody Allen publicis...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image"  of himself

Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

The new portrait of the "Spitting Image" puppet of Tony Blair unveiled in the National Portrait Gallery this morning is considered a masterpiece of Alexander Adamson's work. Ralph Harris, whose portrait of the Spitting Image puppet of The Queen...
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Funny story:  Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

It is over a year now and bookies throughout the UK are rubbing their hands with glee over their book on the Jimmy Savile case. Many of their odds were based on a 12 months period. Apparently they cleaned up. As you may recall some of their odds were as follows... (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no...
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Funny story:  US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
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Funny story:  Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

Interpol arrest warrants to search Blair Faith Foundation orifices

New York - Despite his immense confidence that they'll never take him 'dead or alive' Tony B Liar's Faith Foundation was rocked to the core today as Interpol began a systematic trawl of all his known bullshitting outlets. Top of the list are outre...
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Funny story:  Vid posted of wedding guests dancing 'Blair Necessities' conga

Vid posted of wedding guests dancing 'Blair Necessities' conga

Wooton-under-the-Bushes, Bucks - Someone posted a vid of Euan Blair's lavish, multi-million pound nuptials on the You Boob! Channel this morning. It features Tony and Cherie leading a 200-strong wedding conga while knocking back five-hundred-squi...
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Funny story:  Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

New York - UN substance abuse inspectors have identified a whiff of something toxic coming out of a charity supplying recreational helium to the Syrian Arab Republic. The not-for-prophet Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Company is being investigated for w...
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Funny story:  Peace envoy bLIAR seeks no-fly zone for heart eating terrorists in Syria!

Peace envoy bLIAR seeks no-fly zone for heart eating terrorists in Syria!

Peace Envoy HQ, London: Tony bLIAR is back to his old ways. It is 'heart rendering' for Tony BLIAR, as he is now seeking to meet the heart eating Syrian terrorist to work out a no-fly zone in Syria. With Tony bLIAR advocating the pouring of more...
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Funny story:  Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...
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Funny story:  Rupert Murdoch in  'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

New York - "Guys, there is no DNA-laced cigar or Lewinsky-esque blue dress," a statement on behalf of the NYC-based octogenarian NewsCorpse mogul said today, "either in the back of a closet or at a downtown dry cleaners. "Our client also refutes t...
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Funny story:  Ecuador racketeering lawsuit names ultimate godfather of bent lawyers

Ecuador racketeering lawsuit names ultimate godfather of bent lawyers

New York - The International Shyster Lawyers Association has awarded Tony B Liar its prestigious Lifetime Achievement Gong for inspirational groundwork in New York's forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations - RICO - lawsuit against...
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Funny story:  Organisers of celebration Thatcher parties have promised Blair parties to follow "for balance"

Organisers of celebration Thatcher parties have promised Blair parties to follow "for balance"

In many parts of the UK people, mainly from the left side of life, have been celebrating Maggie Thatchers death by boozing all night. Some politicians find ths behaviour disrespectful; well maybe they should ask dead coalminers their opinions.. H...
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Funny story:  Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

LONDON, England: Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way... "My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelled his book-signing tour. Yet he was willing to send young British soldiers to their deaths in Iraq." Madame Derry. "When are Boosh and b_LIAR g...
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Funny story:  H.G.Wells has been hired to turn the clock back in Iraq!

H.G.Wells has been hired to turn the clock back in Iraq!

After the latest revelations pertaining to the scandalous and unnecessary invasion of Iraq, the US and UK governments, who perpetrated the whole thing, have asked H.G.Wells to build a new "Time Machine"! After the exposure of 2 Iraqi spies who l...
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