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Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Funny story: Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd. "I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day." D...

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Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Funny story: Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...

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Johnny Depp Shocked As The Lone Ranger Bombs

Funny story: Johnny Depp Shocked As The Lone Ranger Bombs

LOS ANGELES - Johnny Depp has told a very close friend that he feels like going into the Witness Protection Program. Depp made that comment after his latest film The Lone Ranger appears headed for the last roundup. The actor who just turned 50,...

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Red Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo

Funny story: Red Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo

On Monday morning when Rusty, the red panda (he looks sort of like a raccoon) was reported missing, many assumed that he was displeased with his accommodations at the National Zoo in Wash., DC. Not so. To counteract the incorrect assumption, once Rusty was returned to the zoo later in the day, he contacted a reporter at TheSpoof.com, Gail Farrelly (she's an expert in panda parlance), to...

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Tonto may have been more than a "sidekick"

Cecil L. DeLille, cinema historian, and a past president of The Screen Guild, has been doing a great deal of research on the Lone Ranger. He indicated that over the last few years he had viewed all known footage of the Masked Bandit, and with the us...

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The Lone Bradley and Rajon Tonto!

Amid a cloud of dust with a hearty hi-yo, can Avery Bradley be forever riding the canyons looking for law-breakers? It was months ago that Bradley was ambushed by two shoulders on the side of the road. Left for dead, he has been healing by a myste...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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