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Katy Perry Confesses She Would Love To French Kiss Lindsay Lohan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry has said that she did not really care for the lips-on-lips kiss that she received from Miley Cyrus AKA, The Princess of Twerking. She said the reason was because Miley tried to put her enormous, lizard-looking tongue do...

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Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

Funny story: Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View and was told by Regis Philbin that he now has a connection to Miley Cyrus. Brand looked a bit puzzled and asked in what way. Philbin said that he was once married to Katy Perry, and Kat...

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Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"

Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...

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After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change

Funny story: After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers. Montag has had everything done from getting...

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Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Rejects Justin Bieber

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is reported to be upset at the fact that he has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus and her tongue. Biebs talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that Miley thinks that all she has to do to get atten...

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Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kathy Griffin

Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kathy Griffin

ENCINO, California - Highly reliable sources say that Katy Perry's ex-husband Russell Brand was spotted at the Encino Reservoir in the clutches of Kathy Griffin. Brand and Griffin were parked in an isolated part of the famed reservior where they f...

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Iowa Bans Tongue Wrestling

Funny story: Iowa Bans Tongue Wrestling

DES MOINES - The senate of the state of Iowa has finally passed a bill that was first proposed two months ago. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow, 53, of Sioux City, introduced the bill which is listed as TW Bill 01 (Tongue Wrestling Bill 0...

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Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...

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Human Tongues Growing Out Of Gravesites in US

It is a phenomenon that has been reported occurring all over the US in the last few months, what appears to be a human tongue is growing out of the ground at numerous grave sites. While the news media has been slow to report it for fear of mass hyste...

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Gene Simmons Admits Tongue On Steroids

Funny story: Gene Simmons Admits Tongue On Steroids

The George Mitchell Report on major league baseball players has caught a strange fish in it's net. Former Kiss star, Gene Simmons, has been using steroids on his tongue. "How we got Simmons piss samples mixed in with all the others, I don't know.

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