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Tommy Cooper seen running for his life in Cairo!

Funny story: Tommy Cooper seen running for his life in Cairo!

Unbelievable violent scenes in Cairo were overshadowed by an eye-witness report having sworn that he or she saw Tommy Cooper running for his life amidst the chaos. According to reports Tommy Cooper was seen being chased by lunatic supporters of wh...

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Panic In Hollywood As Ian Somerhalder Almost Trips Up

Funny story: Panic In Hollywood As Ian Somerhalder Almost Trips Up

Hollywood agents and Lloyds of London today got themselves in a right old tizzy when 'Vampire Diaries' star Ian Somerhalder almost tripped up as he moved from his Hollywood lounge to the kitchen area to prepare a cup of iced tea. Initial reports s...

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Tommy Cooper: "Fabio Capello may retire in 2012 as England Team Manager, when he gets older!"

Funny story: Tommy Cooper: "Fabio Capello may retire in 2012 as England Team Manager, when he gets older!"

Wembley, North London: In sumptuous surroundings, cigar smoke in the air and many people speaking in high class pronounced accents, with their noses in the air, everybody fell silent when the main speaker for the evening, Tommy Cooper who was already standing at the lectern, coughed to begin the lecture. "Lords Ladies and Gentlemen, may I remind all of you who are here this evening, that as st...

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Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, Wednesday, 23rd June 2010. Tommy Cooper's England needed to win against Slovenia to progress to the second round and remake their World Cup future. Anything less, and less than 11 days after Tommy Coope...

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Tommy Cooper's Capello Index: - Post 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Funny story: Tommy Cooper's Capello Index: - Post 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Wembley, North London: The Tommy Cooper Capello Index is a statistical system devised by Tommy Cooper to award players a score out of 100, which uses an objective system that measures and evaluates the performances of players. Tommy Cooper's Cape...

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Tommy Cooper's England 0 V 0 Algeria. - Full Match Analytical Report

Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 0 V 0 Algeria. - Full Match Analytical Report

Green Point Stadium, Cape Town, Friday 18th June 2010. With their heads still in the clouds after the 1 V 1 draw against USA, surely this match would see Alan Smith's rallying call, "Seize the day Wayne and win over the World!" come to fruition.

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Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 1 USA. - Full Match Analytical Report

Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 1 USA. - Full Match Analytical Report

Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenberg Saturday 12th June 2010: With their heads in the clouds and Fabio Capello reeling off Tommy Cooper jokes about how England could win the World Cup and then putting Robert Green in goal, Englands hopes were very hig...

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Fabio Capello's new book: "Tommy Cooper's training manual for World Cup Glory!"

Funny story: Fabio Capello's new book: "Tommy Cooper's training manual for World Cup Glory!"

Waterstones Book Store, Wembley: As ever, Fabio Capello was cracking jokes in good old Tommy Cooper style as he pointed to the picture of the front of 'Tommy Cooper's World Cup Glory' Manual, a must read for all new aspiring international Football M...

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Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper inspired us in the FIFA 2010 World Cup!"

Funny story: Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper inspired us in the FIFA 2010 World Cup!"

England HQ in the field, South Africa: "We're expecting a Heroes welcome when we get back home at Glasgow Airport!" boomed out Fabio Capello in Tommy Cooper style! Stuck up around all England the dugouts and all the players bedrooms was Fabio Ca...

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Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Funny story: Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Tommy Cooper's statuesque profile of Fabio Capello, or is it the other way round, filled the England dugout. Then Fabio 'Cooper' Capello told another joke; A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor sa...

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