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Funny story: Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town. Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
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Funny story: Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

The Earth has a new ally against secret religions in the universe. The tomato! In a new push to bring new lifeforms to Earth, scientists have developed a special brand of tomato called Earthy. This fruit/vegetable when sliced in half will reveal...
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Funny story: Flesh-Eating Tomatoes Reported Across Country

Flesh-Eating Tomatoes Reported Across Country

Washington, DC - The Department of Agriculture is warning consumers of a new threat in the produce aisle this summer. Flesh-eating tomatoes have been reported in dozens of cities across the country. No deaths have been recorded, but many people hav...
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Funny story: Prince Charles stops eating tomatoes

Prince Charles stops eating tomatoes

Prince Charles has issued a statement saying that, forthwith, he will not be eating tomatoes and appeals to other to give up eating the succulent red fruit. "Well, I was, you know, walking around my garden at Highgrove, having a chat to the grass...
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Funny story: Disaster as Red Sludge Attacks Italy

Disaster as Red Sludge Attacks Italy

The 1920s saw the introduction of the Red Scare in Europe, as Communism spread from Russia and threatened to engulf everything short of a small town roughly the size of an average Walmart. Now it's the fear of Red Sludge which is breaking out acro...
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Funny story: Tomatoes Found to Cause Catsup Stains

Tomatoes Found to Cause Catsup Stains

In a shocking announcement by the International Tomato Board, the root cause for catsup stains was discovered after years of intensive research, and found to be linked to the actual pigment of the tomato. It was quite a shock for our whole researc...
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Funny story: Tomatoes Linked To Pizza By Scientific Researchers

Tomatoes Linked To Pizza By Scientific Researchers

Scientists at UK research facility Porton Down today revealed that there is in inextricable link between pizza and tomatoes. Pizzas, a fast food staple in most developed countries, originated in the city of Naples (or Napoli) where Diego Maradonna...
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Funny story: FDA says: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" to cease hostilities for now as Sub-Commander George Clooney signs Armistice

FDA says: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" to cease hostilities for now as Sub-Commander George Clooney signs Armistice

Hollywood, California - The "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" seems to be over for now, says the FDA as they have successfully reached an armistice with their leader sub-commander, George Clooney.
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Funny story: Tainted tomatoes traced to Illegal Aliens from Mexico, says FDA

Tainted tomatoes traced to Illegal Aliens from Mexico, says FDA

Washington, DC - Coming under increasing political pressure by the GOP to find a scapegoat for the up coming 2008 Presidential campaign, as playing the terrorist card for reelection has waned, the FDA has pointed the finger of blame for the salmonell...
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Funny story: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" advance on the Nation's Capitol as Bush retreats from shorting the FDA budget

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" advance on the Nation's Capitol as Bush retreats from shorting the FDA budget

Washington, DC - Refusing any additional funding during the Congressional hearings on the Chinese wheat gluten and lead contamination scare to hire addition FDA inspectors, the Bush administration has reversed its position and now asks Congress for t...
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Funny story: Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.
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Funny story: Tomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms

Tomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms

The tomato ban, which spread from Texas and New Mexico to nine states, then seventeen states, and then the entire country, has been traced to product imported from Mexico.
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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