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Funny story: Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Mount Snowden is to be fenced off for two years in a secure sanctuary while attempts are made to stop it leaking. It will be allowed to remain in its own territory - undisturbed by visitors. Earlier this year the notorious Welsh mountain started t...
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Funny story: Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...
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Funny story: Tom Jones hospitalized with 'chills and fever'

Tom Jones hospitalized with 'chills and fever'

MONTE CARLO, Monaco--Tom Jones was rushed to Princess Grace Hospital suffering from the effects of dehydration. Within hours, rumors that Jones had passed away were burning down the house. "Although it's not unusual," stated a spokesman for Mr. Jo...
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Funny story: Showbiz Wiz Tom Jones for Fez Prez? It's Not Unusual!

Showbiz Wiz Tom Jones for Fez Prez? It's Not Unusual!

Well, folks have remarked he certainly looks the part. While Egypt prepares to choose a democratically elected Head of State, many might consider that there are few better qualified candidates than Welsh knight errant, Sir Tom Jones. He looks like an elder middle-eastern statesman these days, with his wavy silver hair accentuating his genuine tan gained after years of toil in the Californian su...
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Funny story: Tom Jones In Sex Change Shocker

Tom Jones In Sex Change Shocker

Sometimes headlines write themselves and here's one of those.Superstar and ladies heartthrob Tom Jones has bamboozled the medical world and undergone a sex-change.Welsh Crooner Jones, 84, is now a 22 year old Venezuelan supermodel. Speaking from a...
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Funny story: Tom Jones Explodes

Tom Jones Explodes

Unbelievable news just in, Tom Jones was doing a farewell gig in Aberystwyth (near Wigan) for an old pal who'd died. He'd been in the area for a while doing a documentary about Leeks and found out the news about his dead friend through a mutual ga...
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Funny story: Tom Jones rushed to hospital for checks after failing to bring up tenuous Elvis anecdotes in interview

Tom Jones rushed to hospital for checks after failing to bring up tenuous Elvis anecdotes in interview

Welsh singer Tom Jones has been rushed to hospital for checks after he failed to mention any anecdotes about Elvis Presley in an interview. Alarms were raised by a concerned interviewer regarding the state of Jones' mental condition when the singe...
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Funny story: Tom Jones begins morphing into Morgan Freeman

Tom Jones begins morphing into Morgan Freeman

In the latest photographs of Tom Jones he does appear to be morphing into Morgan Freeman. Photographs of Sir Tom (Morgan) Jones accompanied a recent article in which the V.P. of Sir Tom's record company complained about Sir Tom's latest C.D. Ap...
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Funny story: Tom Jones dropped by Record Label

Tom Jones dropped by Record Label

News in this morning suggests that singing super-star, Tom Jones has been dropped by his record label. Ageing Jones (now 70), moved to Island records last year for a reputed £1.5 million and was expected to produce more of the trade-mark material...
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Funny story: New Book About Tom Jones Reveals Evil, Sordid Past!

New Book About Tom Jones Reveals Evil, Sordid Past!

A new book that is being finished about Singing Star, TV Show host Tom Jones and may be released in installments by the The Wales Street Journal has left many disgusted and shaking their heads at the sordid past of the super singer. Apparently, a...
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Funny story: Tom Jones And Dame Shirley Bassey Blown Away By The Bonkettes In Vegas

Tom Jones And Dame Shirley Bassey Blown Away By The Bonkettes In Vegas

It's chaos here in Las Vegas tonight. Absolute chaos! The Bonkettes have just finished their latest gig in Caesar's Palace car park, and we've got Welsh legends Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey with us. But this is just mayhem! Caesar's Palace car par...
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Funny story: Tuneless Welshman taught to sing

Tuneless Welshman taught to sing

After appearing on Britain's Got Talent, Griff Davies of Bangor was revealed as being the only Welshman who cannot sing. He was immediately offered singing lessons on the NHS. "It was a tragedy," said Rob Brydon, who was judging the Welsh heats of...
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Funny story: Tom "What's New Pussycat?" Jones

Tom "What's New Pussycat?" Jones

PONTYPRIDD, SOUTH WHALES - 1960'S singing sensation Tom Jones, who had such hits as "It's Not Unusual," "What's New Pussycat," and "She's A Lady" has just announced that he is releasing his first album in the United States in 15 years. Jones who...
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Funny story: Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey, the Welsh crooner, was involved in a near-fatal helicopter crash yesterday when her expensive pink Julien MacDonald dress became entangled with the copter's blades on her wa...
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