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Tom DeLay Says He Is Either "Insane" or "Stupid" - Withdraws From Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Tom DeLay Says He Is Either "Insane" or "Stupid" - Withdraws From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Former Republican Speaker of The House Tom DeLay has chosen to withdraw from the Dancing With The Stars competition. He added that by choosing to continue earlier in the week he did not know if he was 'insane' or 'stupid.' The 62-year-...

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Dancing With The Stars' Tom DeLay Hurts Foot But Survives Elimination

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Tom DeLay Hurts Foot But Survives Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Former Speaker of the House Tom Delay, one of the best political dancers to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, has injured his foot. The 62-year-old pride of the GOP was rehearsing a super modified Tanganyikan Tango with his dance...

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DWTS Judge Bruno Tonioli Says Tom DeLay Is Crazier Than Sarah Palin

Funny story: DWTS Judge Bruno Tonioli Says Tom DeLay Is Crazier Than Sarah Palin

HOLLYWOOD - Italian Judge Bruno Tonioli said on a recent Dancing With The Stars that former Speaker of the House Tom DeLay is crazier than Sarah Palin. Tonioli made the statement after seeing DeLay burning up the dance floor with his unbelievably...

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Tom DeLay Hurt On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Tom DeLay Hurt On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay hurt his foot while rehearsing for the premier of Dancing With The Stars' ninth season. The 62-year-old DeLay said that he slipped while doing the Macarena. The cue card girl Sally Puntaluna said...

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DWTS Premiere Possibly Delayed by DeLay

In an unprecedented move, ABC television's reality dance-stravaganza, "Dancing With The Stars," might have to delay tonight's season premiere, as contestant Tom DeLay apparently has gone AWOL. Producer Alistair Fleetfoot said, "I don't know where...

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DeLay Trying to Delay DWTS Debut

Former US House Majority Leader Tom DeLay apparently is having second thoughts about his participation as a contestant in the upcoming 9th season of ABC's hit ballroom dance reality show, "Dancing With The Stars." DeLay, whose professional partn...

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Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

(Houston--Texas) Recently deposed House Majority Leader Tom Delay isn't letting the possibility of jail time stop from future political plans. DeLay announced today that he will be relocating to Iraq, and he and Ahmed Chalabi will be forming a po...

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Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Funny story: Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.

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Harris County Photographer Sets Sights on the Big Time

Funny story: Harris County Photographer Sets Sights on the Big Time

Sandra Bright, the official photographer of the Harris County Sheriff's Office, has been inundated with job offers for weddings and bar mitzvahs just days after taking Republican representative Tom Delay's booking photograph on Friday.

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Tom DeLay Takes Charge and more Charges!

During a recent ethics subcommittee meeting, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought a loyalty pledge to President Bush from all members. As part of this pledge, subcommittee members were asked to give their souls to Jesus and their asses to the Repub...

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