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Funny story:  Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Shergar, County Louse - The Hollywood actor's roots have been traced to degenerate fairy folk according to Irish gynecology - er... genealogy! - specialists at a Dublin PR ceremony this morning. "It's where you get your legendary stature from," an...
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Funny story:  Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Steven Spielberg is to make a mini-series based on the life of teeny tiny French Emperor Napoleon and has already earmarked Tom Cruise to star as the dwarf like leader who not only continually tickled his own nipple but also branded and created his v...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise To Set Up Own Version Of Academy Awards

Tom Cruise To Set Up Own Version Of Academy Awards

Vertically challenged actor Tom Cruise has announced he is to create his own Academy Award show as an alternative to what he claims is "the back slapping and mutual masturbation club that is the Oscars". Cruise, 4ft 10, made the announcement aft...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Tom Cruise had just finished having dinner at The Shaped Like a Boot Italian Restaurant when he was greeted by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. Cruise has always liked Miss San Guacamole because she has never made him s...
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Funny story:  Richard III Looked A Bit Like Me Didn't He? Claims Tom Cruise

Richard III Looked A Bit Like Me Didn't He? Claims Tom Cruise

After the recent facial reconstruction of Richard III, commissioned after his body was retrieved from underneath a British parking lot, actor and Scientology poster boy, Tom Cruise, is adamant that the dead monarch, portrayed through the centuries as...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - It appears that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has finally decided to participate in the dating game. Katie, who recently stated that she plans on giving up acting in order to fulfill her life long dream of being a s...
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Funny story:  Katie Holmes Says She's Giving Up Acting

Katie Holmes Says She's Giving Up Acting

NEW YORK CITY - The ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, has vowed to give up the silver screen and move on to another career field. Holmes, recently spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop in Manhat...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

Kirstie Alley's Tell-All Book Tells It All

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's new book certainly blows the lid off of her countless romantic interludes, relationships, affairs, and circus-like physical antics. The 61-year-old former star of Cheers and Dancing With The Stars states in her reve...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

MARINA DEL REY, California - Mission Impossible and recently divorced movie star Tom Cruise says that he is going on with his life and it appears that he has moved over to the fast lane. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres,...
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Funny story:  Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since breaking up with Russell Brand, Kate Gosselin says that she has been feeling quite depressed and trying to figure out how to deal with that empty feeling that she has inside. She says that watching after her eight kids has h...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Spotted With Cameron Diaz

Tom Cruise Spotted With Cameron Diaz

LOS ANGELES - The recently divorced Tom Cruise is finally back in the dating scene as evidenced by his recent outing with Cameron Diaz. The two were seen having a cozy dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in West Hollywood. Cruise a...
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Funny story:  Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Newly divorced Katie Holmes recently sat down at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Manhattan and talked with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. The 33-year-old ex-wife of Tom Cruise made it very clear that she...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell. Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ. That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes. Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.
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Funny story:  Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

MIAMI - Katy Perry decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and flew over to Miami for some much needed fun in the Florida sun. She was photographed by Picasso Mandolin, one of the world's foremost celebrity photographers wearing...
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Funny story:  Katie Holmes Blames The Mona Lisa For Ending Her Marriage To Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes Blames The Mona Lisa For Ending Her Marriage To Tom Cruise

New York, NY-- Actress Katie Holmes says there was another famous women that broke up her marriage to Tom Cruise--the Mona Lisa! Katie says Tom was so deeply in love with the 16th Century portrait that he even asked Katie to dress up and wear her ha...
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Funny story:  Katie Holmes reveals to NBC why she left Tom: Cruise didn't think Strug's vault in the '96 Olympics was all that special

Katie Holmes reveals to NBC why she left Tom: Cruise didn't think Strug's vault in the '96 Olympics was all that special

Some people speculated that he was gay. Others assumed that the creepy Scientologists who were following Katie's every move finally got to her. But last night, Katie Holmes told Bob Costas that the real reason she was leaving Tom was because he "didn...
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