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Funny story: Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region

Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region

Washington, D.C. - As tensions continue to escalate between Russia and Ukraine, Russian President Putin has ordered his fighter jet pilots to flirt with crossing into Ukrainian airspace to tempt a response from the smaller country. In respons...
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Funny story: 'A Zimmer frame sequel?' Kelly McGillis demands amid reports Tom Cruise will star in Top Gun 2

'A Zimmer frame sequel?' Kelly McGillis demands amid reports Tom Cruise will star in Top Gun 2

New York - "Sure I've turned down the role of Charlie Blackwood," Ms McGillis told New York Toast reporters today, "still recovering from a dose of intimate hives after Cruise's last clinch 30 years ago." The 1986 box orifice smash-hit raked in a...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Fires One Of Her Bodyguards

Katie Holmes Fires One Of Her Bodyguards

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes has fired one of her two bodyguards. According to a reliale inside source, Rocco Stampafelli, who has been Katie's bodyguard for over a year was let go. It seem...
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Funny story: Greta Van Susteren finds clarity

Greta Van Susteren finds clarity

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - Scientologist and Fox News "hostess with the mostest," Greta Van Susteren cleared the air recently by challenging her male colleagues' belief in the natural superiority of men over women. "Have these idiots lost their minds?...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise to Ditch Scientology for Children of God

Tom Cruise announced today that he was quitting the Church of Scientology to join the Children of God. The Children of God, who also call themselves Family International or Family of Love, have long been known as kind of a Christian sex cult, who be...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise has sense of smell removed; science says, "Smell is effeminate."

Tom Cruise has sense of smell removed; science says, "Smell is effeminate."

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor, producer, and World-renowned movie star Tom Cruise underwent a rare elective surgery last Thursday at Cedar Sinai in Los Angeles. Mr. Cruise had his sense of smell removed; this comes after the National Science Foundation m...
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Funny story: New L Ron Hubbard temple gives credence to Clearwater Scientology revival

New L Ron Hubbard temple gives credence to Clearwater Scientology revival

Clearwater, Florida - Looking more like a massive concrete aircraft hangar than a new age brainwashing machine the brutalist, $150 million erection has been greeted cautiously as a shot in the arm for the local economy by Clearwater mayor Bud Boodeek...
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Funny story: American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...
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Funny story: Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx. Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes mentioned back in May that she was so lonely that she had even entertained the idea of calling up Russell Brand. Well Katie finally went through with her thought and she called up Russell and invi...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...
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Funny story: Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

BEVERLY HILLS - Leah Remini, who starred in the hit comedy show King of Queens with Kevin James, has reported a rash of threats from her former church. Remini said that she quit the Church of The Scientific Method because she got tired of having t...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...
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Funny story: Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

HOLLYWEIRD, CA, THE LAND OF NUTS AND FRUITS --- Wannabe actress Leah Remini refuses to go quietly back into the woodwork after severing ties with the merry band of L. Ron Hubbard's followers, who believe that earth is under the control of extraterres...
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Funny story: Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

MARINA DEL REY - Julianne Hough celebrated her 25th birthday at a party at Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in the town that George Strait made famous; Marina Del Rey. The 25-year-old ravishing blonde told a close friend that after ending a thre...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...
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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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