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Funny story:  Tom Brady Won't Horse Around at Kentucky Derby

Tom Brady Won't Horse Around at Kentucky Derby

Each year now Tom Brady puts together an elite group of former Patriots who go to the Kentucky Derby with him. Usually Tom has an opportunity to sport his latest hairdo and don his most fancy tie and coat, all in an effort to avoid looking like a...
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Funny story:  Terrell Owens Puts the Bite on Tom Brady

Terrell Owens Puts the Bite on Tom Brady

When Tom Brady hooks up with Chad Ochocinco's former television costar, sparks are bound to fly. Whether the football flies may be another matter. Reports out of sunny California where foul weather never makes for ill-matched tosses of the foot...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen Agrees To Drop Her Dancing With The Stars Lawsuit

Gisele Bundchen Agrees To Drop Her Dancing With The Stars Lawsuit

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen recently filed a lawsuit against the producers of Dancing With The Stars. The lawsuit stemmed from the fact she had been promised that she was going to be a celebrity contestant on this season's edition. But at...
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Funny story:  Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

With the accusation by former Patriot Ted Johnson in regard to the wife of Vince Wilfork, informants now reveal that all Coach Bill Belichick's personnel decisions are based on the players' wives. Ted Johnson, now a Houston Texan analyst and beaut...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Meets Donnie Darko

Tom Brady Meets Donnie Darko

With Wes Welker moving to Denver, Tom Brady must be lonely without his friend. So, it comes as no surprise that Tom has filmed some commercials for Unreal candy with the Easter Bunny. Brady has done some off-beat commercials for the candy produ...
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Funny story:  Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive

Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive

In a shocking revelation, owner Robert Kraft, billionaire businessman running the New England Patriots, told an assembled media group that he does not take orders from Tom Brady. Apparently, some fans were operating under the belief system that th...
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Funny story:  Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - Several citizens of Denver have reported seeing Mr. and Mrs. Wes Welker and they said they looked like a couple of newlyweds laughing, giggling, and cheering now that Wes is no longer a New England Patriot. The Welker's were interviewed b...
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Funny story:  Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

DENVER - Anna Welker wasted no time catching a flight with her hubby former New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker and flying out to their new home town the Rocky Mountain city of Denver. After talks with the New England ownership failed t...
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Funny story:  Revolving Door on Brandon Lloyd, Caught in the Turnstile

Revolving Door on Brandon Lloyd, Caught in the Turnstile

At long last there are negative reports on Brandon Lloyd of the Patriots. Now the buzz has developed into a low murmur that states he is disliked by everyone. Well, we expected that anyone who took Ochocinco's number was asking for trouble. To put...
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Funny story:  Terrell Suggs Tries to Slay Tom the Giant Brady

Terrell Suggs Tries to Slay Tom the Giant Brady

Baltimore Raven Terrell Suggs, charter member of the Tom Brady Fan Club, provided his usual insights this week by claiming everyone hates the New England Patriots. He means every other team in the league. He referred to the Patriots as 'arrogant'...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Agrees to Stay in New England with Kevin Garnett

Tom Brady Agrees to Stay in New England with Kevin Garnett

COLD NEW ENGLAND: Tom Brady has just lowered the bar for all overpaid quarterbacks in the NFL. By accepting a contract extension for peanuts with the Patriots, Tom has given them enough wiggle room to sign Wes Welker and Aqib Talib. Brady does...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Takes It One Foot at a Time

Tom Brady Takes It One Foot at a Time

Insult kissed injury to spirit when the NFL fined Tom Brady for imitating a Rockette in his last gasp of the season. Not only did the Patriots lose the championship game, Tom found the NFL pilfering $10,000 from his wallet. Fortunately Tom Bra...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...
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Funny story:  The Ravens Manhandle The Patriots 28-13

The Ravens Manhandle The Patriots 28-13

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that the way the Ravens crushed the Patriots, 28-13, the team from Clam Chowder Country looked more like Cub Scouts than Patriots. The birds from Baltimore flew into th...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bünchen-Brady Says The New England Patriots Will Beat The Baltimore Ravens By 29 points

Gisele Bünchen-Brady Says The New England Patriots Will Beat The Baltimore Ravens By 29 points

BRENTWOOD, California - Gisele Bünchen, the outspoken wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, was lying out by the pool at their $20 million mansion, which she named Casa Touchdown. The infamous underwear model was speaking with Dottie Bazooka of...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his high heel shoe model wife Gisele were in the Big Apple doing some post-Christmas shopping. Tom said that his wife had picked up a great deal on some imported Icelandic hand mittens and he had...
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Funny story:  Is It Casablanca or Foxboro? Randy and Tom Together Again

Is It Casablanca or Foxboro? Randy and Tom Together Again

Of all the gin joints in the world, Randy Moss walks into Gillette Stadium. Coach Bill Belichick will look morose as he orders Tom Brady to play it again. Tom likely said to Bill, "We'll always have 2007." Like the notorious café in Casablanca,...
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Funny story:  Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics and friend of the coach of the New England Patriots, took in the Monday night game against the once-feared Houston Texans. Rivers was given the keys to the Belichick special box and also had an inside view o...
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