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The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...

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Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...

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Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

Funny story: Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...

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Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...

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Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season

Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season

HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that he received a text message from Justin Bieber. Bergeron said that Bieber begged him to please pull some strings so that he can join the cast of...

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Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the premier dance reality show, Dancing With The Stars have announced that former Tonight Show host Jay Leno will be one of the celebrity dancers on the upcoming season. DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron verified that Leno has...

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Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron has confirmed that Phil Robertson star of Duck Dynasty has in fact been asked by the DWTS producers to appear on next season's edition of the hit dance show. Bergeron noted that Robertson wou...

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Cher Is Making A Comeback

Funny story: Cher Is Making A Comeback

LOS ANGELES - One of the happiest persons in Tinsel Town is the legendary music icon Cher. She recently appeared as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars and she said that she absolutely loved it The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer enjo...

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Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Snooki Polizzi was literally shocked when she heard Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron say that she would be the one going home on the show's latest episode. Her eyes welled up with tears and she buried her face in dance partner...

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Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars. She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he...

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Dancing With The Stars: The Former NFL Player Is The First One Kicked Off The Show

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Former NFL Player Is The First One Kicked Off The Show

HOLLYWOOD - Season 17 of Dancing With The Stars has seen its first elimination. Host Tom Bergeron announced that the first celebrity contestant to leave was former NFL wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson, 41. Johnson was paired with the extremely se...

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Dancing With The Stars - Season Premier: The Highlights and The Lowlights

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - Season Premier: The Highlights and The Lowlights

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron kicked off season 17, by saying that the contract negotiations with Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had been worked out and the 97-year-old Brit will be back in his middle judges seat. An in...

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Kelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is currently looking for celebrities to appear on the next edition of the hit dance show. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld spoke with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and asked if the rumor that Kelly Clarkson would be a...

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Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to 4 celebrity contestants as soap opera star Ingo Rademacher was voted off the show. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli said that he really hated to see the hunky actor go. Rademacher and his dance pa...

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Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show. Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...

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Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Lisa Vanderpump

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Lisa Vanderpump

HOLLYWOOD - Olympic gold medalist Aly Raisman danced past country music artist Kellie Pickler and Disney Channel star Zendaya Coleman to capture the top spot on this week's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Meanwhile Judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch...

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Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off With Kellie Pickler, Lisa Vanderpump, Wynonna Judd, and Andy Dick

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off With Kellie Pickler, Lisa Vanderpump, Wynonna Judd, and Andy Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has returned and it appears that the British judge Len Goodman is still as grouchy as ever. DWTS host Tom "Smiley" Bergeron remarked that The Grouchy Grouch is a newlywed having gotten married three months ago.

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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