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Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

Funny story: Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

The nation of Japan is panicking after it was discovered that the country had sprung a leak late last night and could sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The leak was found by Shinji Ono, a credit controller from Kyoto who said he found it in hi...

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Hello Kitty abductor jailed

Funny story: Hello Kitty abductor jailed

A Tokyo man was jailed today for abducting the children's character Hello Kitty from a playground in Tokyo in May. The man Masahno Takakity had attempted to argue that his actions were justified as he was a scientist investigating the work of Erw...

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North Korea Wants to Host Summer Olympics

Funny story: North Korea Wants to Host Summer Olympics

Kim Jong Un, rotund ruler of North Korea, expressed a desire for North Korea to hold the next Summer Olympics when it is held in 2016. He was quickly informed that it had been decided years ago that it would be held in Rio de Janeiro in Brazil in 20...

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Escaped Penguin Suspected of Pranking Tokyo Zoo

Funny story: Escaped Penguin Suspected of Pranking Tokyo Zoo

The Humboldt Penguin whose daring escape from Tokyo's Sea Life Park in March, which shocked the world, is now suspected of pranking Tokyo Zoo. The Penguin, named Penguin No.13, who looks no different that Penguins 1-12, threw himself over a 13 foot...

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Congressman Eric Cantor to receive annual Tokyo Rose award!

The Tokyo Rose Society of Tokyo Japan announced today that Congressman Eric Cantor of Virginia would be receiving their annual award. The award has been given each year since 1941 to the American that has done the most to betray their country. "...

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Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Funny story: Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Tokyo - A terminally fat Sumo Wrestler was in the hospital yesterday according to neighbors who found him fused to the wallpaper of his bedroom. His girlfriend had been feeding the man uncooked rice flavored with aspartame. Such rice has more...

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Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo

Funny story: Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo

Tokyo - Feral geigers were spotted by Ms. Yukurtanklingashi of 30024E 3256th St in Tokyo early this morning. Geigers are not usually visible as they are so small. According to Ms. Yukurtanklingashi, these geigers were the size of cats but glowing g...

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Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Funny story: Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Tokyo - According to the Tokyo police, several packs of screaming babies have invaded Tokyo liquor stores, crawling off with bottles of liquor. The strange behavior is thought to result from the combination of yellow rain, lack of water to make ba...

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Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Video games in Japan are aiming to improve the accuracy of Japanese men when it comes to the art of pissing accurately. As a third of Japanese men prefer to urinate sitting down, when their power of accuracy is unknown and women also, with a few e...

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Matasui Corporation Sues Conan O'Brien over Trademark Infringement

Funny story: Matasui Corporation Sues Conan O'Brien over Trademark Infringement

Industrial tool, feminine product and preschool toy manufacturing giant, Matasui Corporation, has filed a trademark infringement suit in U.S. federal court against the Conan O'Brien Show, for usurping the moniker "Tokyo Sandblaster" in their regular...

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Godzilla prescribes himself a course of drug stores

Funny story: Godzilla prescribes himself a course of drug stores

Godzilla, not seen on the shores of Japan for 25yrs, has re-emerged from the pacific abyss to cause chaos on the streets of Tokyo. The 1 million ton beast is thought to be responsible for the eating of about 200 cargo ships per annum with vessels...

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French arrogance hits all time low as they admit Tokyo is planet's best place to eat, yumm, yumm!

Funny story: French arrogance hits all time low as they admit Tokyo is planet's best place to eat, yumm, yumm!

The French renowned for their arrogance have now received the ultimate insult, Tokyo is the best place on the planet to eat and Paris stinks literally, it's the sewers you know! Actually, French arrogance has received several blows lately: Ex-p...

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Tokyo Saint Patrick's Day Parade A Success

Funny story: Tokyo Saint Patrick's Day Parade A Success

The annual Saint Patricks day parade took place here in Tokyo at the weekend and was regarded by experienced observers as an unqualified success. Hundreds of Japanese-Irish dressed themselves in outlandish green outfits and paraded through the street...

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Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Funny story: Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Beijing (Xinhua) - A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit off the east coast of Japan's main Honshu island at 0:45 a.m. Thursday, according to China's earthquake and giant lizard monster observatory network.

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Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Funny story: Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.

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Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Funny story: Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Tokyo, Japan - The head of computer gaming giant, Nintendo admitted yesterday that the company had deliberately not manufactured enough of their Wii game consoles to satisfy demand.

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Spying fruit flies developed

Funny story: Spying fruit flies developed

Shortly after the University of Tokyo announced it had created remote-controlled cockroaches in 1997, the Hollywood blockbuster film "Fifth Element" depi...

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Club Masturbation Debuts In Japan

Funny story: Club Masturbation Debuts In Japan

SHIBUYA, JAPAN-(KOGYARUGO DIGEST) Japan's answer to the spread of Aids has been solved by a new concept in social night club scene technology. Club Masturbation is a place where contraceptives are not needed or...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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