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Funny story:  Local man leaves toilet seat up

Local man leaves toilet seat up

Trouble was brewing in a leafy London suburb this morning when the usual domestic bliss behind a generic domiciles facade was shattered by the negligence of an unthinking oaf. Local resident, Ms Georgia Wolf, awoke as she usually does on a weekday...
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Funny story:  Toilet Seat Controversy Erupts at Women's Conference

Toilet Seat Controversy Erupts at Women's Conference

Chosen as the number three platform discussion for last week's National Organization for Women conference, legislation is being proposed making it illegal to leave any toilet seat in the upright position. Sparking division among the N.O.W. constit...
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Funny story:  Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...
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Funny story:  Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?

Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?

She won't put it back up for me! It seems every woman I have ever dated, lived with, or even met have this "thing" about putting the toilet seat down. It transcends races, religions, National Origins and cultures. It is one peeve that holds all women of the world together.
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