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Funny story:  Xbox One found behind toilet, working perfectly

Xbox One found behind toilet, working perfectly

An Xbox One has been found behind a toilet in a male toilet room in St Enoch, Glasgow. It was discovered when a pipe burst. It is unknown how it got there in the first place, though people have suspicions that a gamer at E3 2013 had stole an Xbox One...
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Funny story:  Listed Building stops football stadium redevelopment

Listed Building stops football stadium redevelopment

Stalybridge Celtic's proposed new redevelopment of their East Stand has run into a problem before a single brick has been bought. "We got the planning permission people down to look at our plans and the proposed site," said club chairman, Rob Gors...
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Funny story:  "Nurses tried to flush me down toilet"

"Nurses tried to flush me down toilet"

In the latest of a series of embarrassing incidents for the NHS, St Jesus' Hospital in Dorking has been criticised after it was revealed that hospital workers routinely flush dead bodies down the toilet in order to quickly free up beds for new patien...
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Funny story:  The White House toilets have stank since 2009

The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...
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Funny story:  Controversial Channel 4 show "Sh*t Box" broadcast

Controversial Channel 4 show "Sh*t Box" broadcast

Last night, Channel 4 screened a programme which it promised would revolutionise Britain's attitude towards defecation. Entitled "Shit Box", it featured a panel of faecal experts and a giant wooden box containing a toilet. Ordinary members of the pub...
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Funny story:  Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan

Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan

North Korea - 'Princess Kate water birth goes tragically wrong' was the headline on Pyongyang News Tonite** as the North Korean national broadcaster played film footage of a baby 'flushed down the pan'. Notoriously picky about which news stories t...
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Funny story:  Trials and Tribulations of Transitioning - toilets

Trials and Tribulations of Transitioning - toilets

Toilets in the UK come in three varieties. Four if you count baby changing facilities with a lavatory in them. There are disabled toilets, men's toilets and women's toilets. Occasionally, the latter two are combined, but it is rare. Although the pictogram for the ladies toilet is the same as the one for the male toilet, but with the inclusion of a skirt, this does not always mean that a man in a s...
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Funny story:  The Most Disgusting Article ever Written!

The Most Disgusting Article ever Written!

Low Flush Toilet Causes Family to Have to Move With a planet that is covered with 70% water, our fearless leaders on Capitol Hill decided a while back to force upon us the innovation of the "low flush toilet" to conserve water consumption. Go figure being that the privileged hairy pimply asses on Capitol Hill all have access to high-capacity industrial strength toilets capable of flushing an in...
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Funny story:  Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr...
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Funny story:  Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Zimbabwe synchronised toilet flush craze spreads to Barking

Isle of Dogs - An Autumn Equinox cleansing ritual peculiar to the Zimbabwean city of Bulawayo is the latest craze to hit East London. At 7.30pm local African time Barking residents are being asked to flush their bogs in a Mexican Wave reaction of...
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Funny story:  Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Pubs across the UK have already installed disabled toilets to accompany their ladies and gents (or stags and does, bulls and cows or rams and ewes depending on the name of the pub). Many pubs have voluntarily installed baby changing facilities. Now n...
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Funny story:  Japan enjoys golden age of toilets

Japan enjoys golden age of toilets

Japan has long been renowned as a hi-tech country, boasting such inventions as the karaoke machine, Tamagochi and the talking toilet. But it is in the amazing development of the latter that the Japanese have truly reached the pinnacle of human achievement. Almost every home in Japan now has a robot toilet. Not only that but the average Japanese loo now has a higher IQ than the average American...
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Funny story:  Economy Left In Toilet

Economy Left In Toilet

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted yesterday to accidently leaving the UK Economy "in the shitter" at the weekend. A Downing Street Special Advisory Public Relations Advisor, defended the Prime Ministers' lack of judgement as an act of ex...
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Funny story:  Potty Training Can Wait, Doc Says

Potty Training Can Wait, Doc Says

The medical genius that recommends breast-feeding until a child reaches puberty, now suggests that kids should be allowed to poop in their pants until high school. Gertrude Smith, M.D. says her firm's patented "Turd-O-Matic "training johns" play a...
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Funny story:  GE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply

GE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply

Financial industry insiders from a shared mergers and acquisitions cubicles in the sub-let financial offices of the Katz Deli basement, today reported a General Electric leveraged buy out of family owned Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply. Private...
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Funny story:  Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Ever since NASA raced to put men in the moon, critics have been questioning the need for the space programme. No longer! Space boffins have finally silenced the nay-sayers by using satellite technology to find where penguins go to relieve thems...
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Funny story:  Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Kohler Movement Flushes Sales

Stock prices of Kohler Corporation tumbled today after their public announcement that they would no longer sponsor advertisements during the immensely popular Rush Limbaugh show. Kohler's keen marketing executives said that building pressure from t...
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Funny story:  5 out of 7 women use supermarket own brand toilet paper

5 out of 7 women use supermarket own brand toilet paper

A new study has found that, far from the luxury lifestyle women puport to have, the ladies of today are more than happy to clear away their business with own-brand low-grade toilet roll. Out of all women asked in the survey 3 were happy to tell u...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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