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Walmart To Introduce A New Marketing Plan To Attract Richer Customers

Funny story: Walmart To Introduce A New Marketing Plan To Attract Richer Customers

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the world's largest retail and food corporation has just announced a new marketing ploy for 2014. Company spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace informed the members of the press that the company had recently hired a hi...

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National Collective to Open 'Bowie Helpline'

It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...

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Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.

Lindsay Lohan was forced to spend at least part of her Thanksgiving with father Michael Lohan and former boyfriend Sam Ronson as punishment by the Betty Ford Clinic. That was the joke?? An eating Samantha Ronson joke?? "And the Tofurky was terri...

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Tofu shrimp hot new trend in Cajun cooking

Funny story: Tofu shrimp hot new trend in Cajun cooking

Due to the annihilation of the Gulf of Mexico's shrimp population by the BP oil catastrophe, creative coastal cooks have turned to vegetarian shrimp as a substitute. "Our city was built on shrimp," said New Orleans chef Martin Mouton. "Well, actu...

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Fried Chicken Franchise Forced to Switch to Mock Chicken

Funny story: Fried Chicken Franchise Forced to Switch to Mock Chicken

LOUISVILLE, KY -- The world's most popular chicken restaurant chain, Kenny's Fried Chicken, more widely known as KFC, has finally succumbed to the seven years of pressure from animal rights groups to change its chicken menus. The negative publicity g...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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