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Local Man Stubs Toe, Converts To Christianity

Funny story: Local Man Stubs Toe, Converts To Christianity

A local man converted to Christianity this morning following an accident in his sitting room. Mr Ethelred Verbatim says the incident happened around 6.45am as he was preparing to go to work. "I nipped into the sitting room to put the telly on t...

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Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

Funny story: Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist. Or do we? Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three: 1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too. 2) He's a...

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David Haye's broken toe demands rematch with "lucky" Klitschko

Funny story: David Haye's broken toe demands rematch with "lucky" Klitschko

Boxer David Haye's broken toe has failed in it's attempt to become undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. The one inch broken toe was outpointed over 12 rounds by Russian giant Wladimir Klitschko in Hamburg last night. Irish flyweight...

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Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!

Funny story: Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!

Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton. Morton had...

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It's Hard to Laugh When You Stub Your Toe

Funny story: It's Hard to Laugh When You Stub Your Toe

Doctors at the Psychedelic Post-Premonition Research Center in Mill Valley, California have discovered that the some toes are loaded with previously unidentified microscopic nerve cells. The cells are called Samantha Micro Toe Cellules after the lab...

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Toe Jam Found to Cure Hangovers

Funny story: Toe Jam Found to Cure Hangovers

Palermo, Italy Linked to infectious disease research conducted by the Palermo Institute for Pretty Decent Health, common toe jam was found to be the best cure for sever hangover. Accidental hangover benefits were discovered after performing c...

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Arcarola, Mississippi Man Eats His Own Toes

Hardin Wesley Snotgrass, 49, has suffered from a certain amount of post-traumatic stress ever since he fell head first into an unfinished outhouse hole back in 1976. Then, deeply falling in love with a mud turtle in 1977. Part of his debilitatio...

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Latest AskFrFred44Giveness Online Confessional

Dear FrF, Bless me FrF 4 I have sinned.It's been 10 minutes since my last confession.I stepped on someone's toes while leaving the...

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Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

Funny story: Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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