A local man converted to Christianity this morning following an accident in his sitting room.
Mr Ethelred Verbatim says the incident happened around 6.45am as he was preparing to go to work.
"I nipped into the sitting room to put the telly on t...
When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist.
Or do we?
Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three:
1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too.
2) He's a...
Boxer David Haye's broken toe has failed in it's attempt to become undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World.
The one inch broken toe was outpointed over 12 rounds by Russian giant Wladimir Klitschko in Hamburg last night.
Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton.
Doctors at the Psychedelic Post-Premonition Research Center in Mill Valley, California have discovered that the some toes are loaded with previously unidentified microscopic nerve cells. The cells are called Samantha Micro Toe Cellules after the lab...
Linked to infectious disease research conducted by the Palermo Institute for Pretty Decent Health, common toe jam was found to be the best cure for sever hangover.
Accidental hangover benefits were discovered after performing c...
Hardin Wesley Snotgrass, 49, has suffered from a certain amount of post-traumatic stress ever since he fell head first into an unfinished outhouse hole back in 1976. Then, deeply falling in love with a mud turtle in 1977.
Part of his debilitatio...
Bless me FrF 4 I have sinned.It's been 10 minutes since my last confession.I stepped on someone's toes while leaving the...
A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.
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