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Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Funny story: Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Fresh from admitting that she routinely referred to African-Americans as "n-words", Food Network Fry-cook Paula Deen acted like one this morning when the celebrity porker completely blew off a Today Show interview-- and the show's all-white cast is...

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Matt Lauer - The TV Grinch Who Stole Christmas

Funny story: Matt Lauer - The TV Grinch Who Stole Christmas

NEW YORK CITY - The Peacock Network will soon have to layoff some of its Today Show employees in order to help offset the tremendous amount of money that they are paying host Matt Lauer. A spokesperson for NBC stated that "The Diva" Lauer is paid...

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The Today Show Unceremoniously Shows Veteran Anchor Ann Curry The Door

Funny story: The Today Show Unceremoniously Shows Veteran Anchor Ann Curry The Door

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Today Show host Ann Curry was let go from her job as one of the anchors on the NBC morning show. According to iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon, the big powers that be had to find an excuse as to why Good Morning America...

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Today's News With Rush Limbo: #2

Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo: #2

Today's News With Rush Limbo: "Welcome to everyone, especially my loyal "Peckerheads". Apparently the law is changing in Texas so that any or every student can carry a gun to school. So if you want an honor student, send them to Texas where the teachers will never fail them...and live to tell about it. Also, in Abilene the principal has ordered a special meeting on the subject with opponent...

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Susan Boyle Introduced to America: America Says "Aaaaah! What The F--k Is THAT?!"

Funny story: Susan Boyle Introduced to America: America Says "Aaaaah! What The F--k Is THAT?!"

It must have been a glitch in the control room. Its visage was slammed onto screens nationwide, right after Bruno Mars' performance on the Today Show today. "Coming up next week, singing sensation Susan Boyle," said Matt Lauer. Just then, so...

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Hoda Wants Kathie Lee Gone

Sources close to the Today Show confirmed yesterday that Hoda Kotbe and Kathie Lee Gifford, hosts of the fourth hour of the Today Show, may no longer be hosting together. "There's been friction there since Kathie Lee joined the show," says a Today...

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"Today Show" hires Karl Rove as its new travel correspondent for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment

Funny story: "Today Show" hires Karl Rove as its new travel correspondent for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment

New York, New York - Karl Rove will be replacing Matt Lauer but only for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment of the show. Lauer has a young family and the globetrotting has put them under stress. So, it all works out for everybo...

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