Soon to be the most powerful republican in America and second in line for the presidency as the Speaker of the House, John Boehner, a man not afraid to show his emotions practically everywhere he goes, prefers to carry a pocket full of no-brand tissu...
A Surrey man was taken to hospital today with a fractured skull brought on by Sudden Acute Embarrassment, or SAE.
He had used a napkin to blown his nose earlier in the day where the nasal discharge was deflected onto his clothes.
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