As Captain Pitstop started his eighth Irish whiskey of the day in the Mansell Monkey bar in downtown Kuala Lumpur, his friend Jenson walked in with his dog Kimi. 'Ah, Cap'n', he said, 'come quick. There's trouble afoot!', and the Captain sighed. 'When I've finished thish drink', he said, but Jenson insisted.
'It's Black Bernie Ecclescake and his evil men, they've taken over the island of Grand...
The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...
Tintin in the Congo, one of the classic series by Georges Remi, has been declared rascist in it's treatment of native Africans and will be removed from bookshelves in Great Britain, the United States, and other countries. The novel features Tint...
Another bookstore chain has joined the fray in the controversial Racist Tintin row by banishing the Belgian comic hero's books from its shelves.
Waterstones, unlike Borders yesterday, has taken the unusual step after the Commission for Racial Equa...
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