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Timmy and David reach NO.1

Funny story: Timmy and David reach NO.1

Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50. The pair had been working on the song together...

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Timmy Mallett rumored to headline Glastonbury

Funny story: Timmy Mallett rumored to headline Glastonbury

Glastonbury Founder Michael Eavis confirmed this week that the Somerset annual festival will be running for many years to come thanks to its star studied lineup and boost to the economy. This was followed by the news that rumors for headlining the Py...

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Timmy Mallet Hot New Tip For Cillit Bang Job

Funny story: Timmy Mallet Hot New Tip For Cillit Bang Job

Much to Barry Scott's chagrin, it seems that he's about to get the boot from the lucrative Cillit Bang advertising contract, only to be replaced by celeb jungle irritating bastard Timmy Mallet, who remained an irritating bastard despite having gained...

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Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Funny story: Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.

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Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Funny story: Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.

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Grape Crushing: Next TV Hit?

Funny story: Grape Crushing: Next TV Hit?

Stu Francis, the 1980's children's TV presenter is to team up with Timmy Mallet for a game show.

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