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Funny story: Timmy and David reach NO.1

Timmy and David reach NO.1

Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50. The pair had been working on the song together...
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Funny story: Timmy Mallett rumored to headline Glastonbury

Timmy Mallett rumored to headline Glastonbury

Glastonbury Founder Michael Eavis confirmed this week that the Somerset annual festival will be running for many years to come thanks to its star studied lineup and boost to the economy. This was followed by the news that rumors for headlining the Py...
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Funny story: Timmy Mallet Hot New Tip For Cillit Bang Job

Timmy Mallet Hot New Tip For Cillit Bang Job

Much to Barry Scott's chagrin, it seems that he's about to get the boot from the lucrative Cillit Bang advertising contract, only to be replaced by celeb jungle irritating bastard Timmy Mallet, who remained an irritating bastard despite having gained...
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Funny story: Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.
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Funny story: Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy Mallett Enters Race for London Mayor

Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.
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Funny story: Grape Crushing: Next TV Hit?

Grape Crushing: Next TV Hit?

Stu Francis, the 1980's children's TV presenter is to team up with Timmy Mallet for a game show.
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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