Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50.
The pair had been working on the song together...
Glastonbury Founder Michael Eavis confirmed this week that the Somerset annual festival will be running for many years to come thanks to its star studied lineup and boost to the economy. This was followed by the news that rumors for headlining the Py...
Much to Barry Scott's chagrin, it seems that he's about to get the boot from the lucrative Cillit Bang advertising contract, only to be replaced by celeb jungle irritating bastard Timmy Mallet, who remained an irritating bastard despite having gained...
Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.
Timmy "Mr Entertainer" Mallett is the most recent last minute entry to the race for Mayor of London. Dressed in garish, throw-away fashions from Primark, the 52 year-old plans to take the race by storm.
Stu Francis, the 1980's children's TV presenter is to team up with Timmy Mallet for a game show.
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