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Funny story: Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan

Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan

New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga's New Year's Resolution

Lady Gaga's New Year's Resolution

NEW YORK CITY - All of the Times Square New Year's Eve confetti and streamers have long been swept away by the NYC sanitation workers and the fireworks smoke has dissipated out over the Nova Scotia coastline. And Lady Gaga once again has sat down...
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Funny story: Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Times Square - Dick Clark has no intention of resting in peace. The television pioneer has brushed off the massive heart attack which led to his death earlier this week, and is busy planning his traditional New Year's Eve broadcast from New York's Ti...
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Funny story: NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
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Funny story: Times Square Bomber Released in Plea Deal! Turned in Names of Six Smokers

Times Square Bomber Released in Plea Deal! Turned in Names of Six Smokers

New York, NY (BNSE): Department of Homeland Security officials admitted today at an early morning press conference that Faisal Shahzad, 30, the alleged "Times Square Bomber," was released on bond at the behest of New York City leaders as part of a p...
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Funny story: Times Square Crowds Treated to Kindle-toting Preacher

Times Square Crowds Treated to Kindle-toting Preacher

Yep, there he was -- with a long beard and a flowing, white robe -- standing on a makeshift platform, shouting to the crowd a litany of Biblical verses about hell, damnation, and repentance. But he wasn't reading from a printed Bible yesterday. No...
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Funny story: Times Square Bomber Revealed: Peter Sellers!

Times Square Bomber Revealed: Peter Sellers!

An embarrassed Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, appeared before the press this morning and admitted that the Homeland Security Department, the FBI, the NYPD, and agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives(ATF), we...
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Funny story: Taliban Retracts Claim to Times Square Bomb

Taliban Retracts Claim to Times Square Bomb

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN - Taliban leadership now retract a claim of credit for a plot using an SUV packed with explosive materials to kill Americans in Times Square, New York City. The "correction" to the initial Taliban press release came several hours after pictures of bombing suspect Faisal Shahzad became public. A translation of the Internet video released by the Taliban follows (edited for b...
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Funny story: Times Square New Year Ball Develops STD!

Times Square New Year Ball Develops STD!

Last year the New Year's ball weighed less than a ton and measured less than six feet across. This year when the Holiday Reveler's Committee dug the ball out of moth balls they were shocked to find an enormous sphere. The ball had doubled in diameter...
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Funny story: Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

(NEW YORK) Times Square in the city was closed off this morning after a huge bomb blast decimated a shop window and caused paper bags to fly about uncontrollably. A dog also barked.
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Funny story: Times Square: Naked Cowboy Fingers Men From Mars for Molotov Cocktail Blast

Times Square: Naked Cowboy Fingers Men From Mars for Molotov Cocktail Blast

New York, New York - (Rioters): New York's Naked Cowboy Robert Burck has blamed vexatious litigants The Men From Mars for today's molotov cocktail attack on a Pentagon recruiting orifice in Times Square.
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Funny story: David Blaine plans next magical stunt

David Blaine plans next magical stunt

Street magician David Blaine has announced his latest daring stunt.
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Funny story: Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

New York City -- Marie Antoinette, decked out in a new outfit and a new head, came back to earth to review the movie bearing her name.
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Angry Birds CEO to step down

Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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