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Funny story:  Boy Time Travelled To Gettysburg Address

Boy Time Travelled To Gettysburg Address

A college professor from San Francisco has claimed that when he was an eleven year old boy he time travelled as part of Project Pegasus. The respectable forty nine year old man claimed that when he as a boy of eleven in 1974 he was involved in a top...
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Funny story:  Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...
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Funny story:  Ryan Logic Lauded by Nation's Nitwits: If Obama Time Travel Caused Pre Obama Plant Closing Could Not He Be also Responsible for Every Bad Thing in Nation's History?

Ryan Logic Lauded by Nation's Nitwits: If Obama Time Travel Caused Pre Obama Plant Closing Could Not He Be also Responsible for Every Bad Thing in Nation's History?

Romney VP pick Paul Ryan doubled down today on lies told during his Republican Convention acceptance speech and admitted fib to Runner's World about having run a sub three hour marathon. Wowing America's ninnies, he told the Harvard debate team this...
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Funny story:  James Cameron outed as some sort of evil, time travelling, visionary genius who enjoys a bit of side boob

James Cameron outed as some sort of evil, time travelling, visionary genius who enjoys a bit of side boob

Sinister rumours have been circulating all day that director James Cameron orchestrated the 1912 demise of the Titanic luxury liner, just so he could make a movie about it. New evidence about the tragic event has shown that Cameron had the idea of making such a film as early as 1898. It was only when he first heard about the Titanic's planned maiden voyage that he decided to take action. It i...
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Funny story:  Dickens busts loose at CERN!  Glorious scandal!  Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Hilarious statement made by Offenbach's top gens d'arme! Hoppity Hooper to flip when he hears this! "Un be lucking fleebable!" 'tis a great day for underemployed prosecutors everywhere because the lorries are lineing up to haul them away from...
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Funny story:  Blackpool wants to be in a different time zone to the rest of the UK

Blackpool wants to be in a different time zone to the rest of the UK

Blackpool, the lit up, gaudy armpit of Britain, has asked to be put on a different time zone to the rest of the UK. "We're not talking about an hour or two," said Chief of Public Interaction, Services and Scaffolding, Robert Cardigan. "We want to...
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Funny story:  HG Wells's The Time Machine, as read by the author

HG Wells's The Time Machine, as read by the author

Tim Travola of Glasgow has been a massive fan of the novel HG Wells's The Time Machine since being eight years old. So much so, that it is the only book he has ever read, since discovering it. "I got to the point where I had to have it playing in the car while I drove," said Travola. "Then I started to wish I could have the audio version as read by the author." Unfortunately for Travola, HG...
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Funny story:  Cheese makes an ideal time machine

Cheese makes an ideal time machine

Cheddar or Gouda, Brie or Edam, it turns out that the congealed mess that is left if you leave milk in the sun can form the basis of a working time machine. "We noticed that the vacuoles of air inside a cheese were remarkably dense," said Professo...
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Funny story:  The Unintentional Nottingham Time Traveller reveals all!

The Unintentional Nottingham Time Traveller reveals all!

In 1952, a Nottingham resident and historian, Bartholomew Uttersthwaite (now 68), then an eight-year-old ankle-biter, started to design and build a Time-Machine (push-bike) in the coalhouse in the soot covered backyard of number 6 Brookfield Place, in Nottingham, next to the railway viaduct. He takes up the story here himself... (oh where is he? Oh, at the WC again... I'll print a few more word...
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Funny story:  You need to know the truth

You need to know the truth

How would you feel if you were told that yesterday never existed, but that your universe began when you closed the door to leave the house this morning? Or that it began when you started to read The Spoof? It is an alarming thought, is it not? Yet, it is true. Your universe extends just beyond your fingertips. Stretch, reach out, try and touch that bubble which surrounds you. The people that yo...
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Funny story:  Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Ny Nyson, NY, NY: Yesterday evening I was very privaliged to be shown the transporter room deep in the undercofts of the United Nations Building complex. I can attest that it is no longer 'Star Treck' fiction, although for the forseeable future, it w...
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Funny story:  Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock

Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock

Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...
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Funny story:  Relaxed Lottery Winner Accused of Time Slip

Relaxed Lottery Winner Accused of Time Slip

The winner of £2.5M in last week's UK Lottery has not yet been paid out owing to suspicious irregularities. The winning ticket held by Hamish MacFly, 19, of Reading was bought legitimately just two days prior to the draw and correctly named all six...
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Funny story:  Cern Boffins Baffled By Faster-Than-Light Particles

Cern Boffins Baffled By Faster-Than-Light Particles

Cern scientists have been baffled by experiments which seem to turn a century of physics on its head. They claim to have witnessed neutrinos travelling at speeds faster than the speed of light. If they are shown to be correct, it could throw doubt...
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Funny story:  Malfunction At CERN Sends World Back In Time To 2011

Malfunction At CERN Sends World Back In Time To 2011

Tardis, France-- An unexpected clash between neutrino and heated tachyon particles inside the CERN laboratory has set time back--all the way to the year 2011. Instead of waking up on March 23, 2088, the world has awakened to a date in late September...
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Funny story:  Time traveller in Chaplin's film reveals time travel conspiracy

Time traveller in Chaplin's film reveals time travel conspiracy

It has come to light that the time traveller spotted in the Charlie Chaplin film of 1928 is the genuine article, and on top of this, a lot of the rebuttals against this being the genuine article are from Time Travellers themselves. A rogue time trave...
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Funny story:  Mystery of Chaplin mobile solved

Mystery of Chaplin mobile solved

Those who were excited by the discovery of a "time traveller" talking on a mobile phone in a clip from a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie will be massively disappointed to hear that a plausible explanation has been put forward to explain the phenomenon.
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Funny story:  Time Traveling Spoof Writers Discovered in 1928 Chaplin Film

Time Traveling Spoof Writers Discovered in 1928 Chaplin Film

Initially discovered in a film image of a man who appeared to be using a cell phone, additional discoveries were made in the 1928 Chaplin film that raise further suspicion of actual time travel having occurred. As one scene of the movie shows Cha...
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