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The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...

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Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

Funny story: Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...

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The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104. Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a Fre...

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The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...

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The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...

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The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs are showing that they are ready to go back to the NBA finals and tangle with the Miami Heat once again. Coach Gregg Popovich's silver and black team defeated the Utah Jazz by a score of 92-81. Tim Duncan and...

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Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

Funny story: Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and his lovely wife Vanessa were spotted having breakfast at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Redondo Beach. He was asked by The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba what he thought about the NBA Finals. Kobe...

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Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

Funny story: Charles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll

MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...

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LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

Funny story: LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program

MIAMI - The Heat were beaten by the San Antonio Spurs in game one of the NBA Finals 92-88, and LeBron James is very upset with his teammates and Chris Bosh in particular. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine reports that he overheard Ja...

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Tony Parker's Ex-Wife Eva Longoria Says She's Never Stopped Being A San Antonio Spurs Fan

MIAMI - The first game of the best of seven series in the NBA Finals saw the down-to-Earth San Antonio Spurs beat the circus-flavored Miami Heat 92-88. King James showed the nation-wide audience that one man is not going to beat the fundamental gu...

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Tony Parker Leads The San Antonio Spurs To The NBA Western Conference Championship As They Sweep The Memphis Grizzlies 4 Games to 0

Funny story: Tony Parker Leads The San Antonio Spurs To The NBA Western Conference Championship As They Sweep The Memphis Grizzlies 4 Games to 0

MEMPHIS - The Land of Elvis Presley was singing the blues as their hometown team the Memphis Grizzlies got beat by The NBA Championship Game bound San Antonio Spurs 93-86. Tony "The Frenchman" Parker dashed and slashed his way through the Grizzlie...

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Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

Funny story: Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthou...

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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...

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The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs owner Peter Holt stated that he hated to trade one of the best players to ever wear the silver and black but he says he just got tired of watching Timmy miss free throw after free throw. Holt said that when he first...

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Tim Duncan born without personalty Doctors confirm

Tim Duncan, power forward for the San Antonio Spurs, has been confirmed by doctors to be without any personalty.

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Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Funny story: Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Dallas, TX, USA - The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Dallas Mavericks Friday night, 91-86, to force a Game Seven showdown in San Antonio. Manu Ginobili and Tim Duncan were a lethal one-two punch for the Spurs, combining for 54 points and 18 rebounds.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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