ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...
The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...
EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw.
Accor...
The earliest New World humans not only may have hunted enormous beasts such as mammoths and mastodons, but they may also have been hunted by ice age Sabre-Toothed Tigers in return, according to researchers at the Smyths Institution and the San Antoni...
Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV.
Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...
London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation.
"We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...
It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in.
"Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond.
Having verified these amazing stories...
A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats.
Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on strike).
Luckily the lion tamer,...
In light of the crazy crazy people who feel the urge to go about throwing their pets into rubbish bins, Mr. Orlov Petrovski had the urge to attempt to throw his pet tiger, Mr. Nibbles, into a county recycling bin.
Mr. Nibbles was escorted down the...
Big Brother may have run its course in the UK last week with Brian Dowling taking the Ultimate BB crown, but the show still rolls on in the rest of the world, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Africa, where TV chiefs plan to release a tiger int...
Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness.
The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp...
A fully grown female Bengal Tiger had a lucky escape after a 7year old girl fell into its enclosure yesterday at Berlin Zoo, Germany.
The disobedient child climbed a large fence surrounding the Tiger enclosure, dropped into the trees and clambere...
12 NAUTICAL MILES OFF THE COAST OF BRITISH COLUMBIA: Ahoy there!! A Thai cargo ship loaded with its illegal cargo of Tamil Tigers is expected to enter Canadian territorial waters early Friday.
In preparation for their arrival, Sher Khan, Canada'...
Far in the mysted, mystical mountains of Tibet, Lena Oleson reached the end of one of many paths up the same mountain, and there she halted.
"Wow," she huffed, trying to catch her breath. "That was a heckuva climb."
A man in the robes of a Tibetan Buddhist monk stepped forward. "Good morning, madam," he greeted in English. "It appears, perhaps, that you have lost your way."
"Oh, no," s...
"The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction."
William Blake
The girl sighed, softly. Madame Butterfly's crimson silk shibari rope brought out the delicious pallour of her snow-white flesh, even as it cut into her most sensitive parts. She hung, four feet above the Persian rug, and trembled as she swayed, like a ripe and voluptuous fruit. Gagged and blindfolded, with her raven...
Actor, Leonardo Dicaprio has launched an organization to help protect the endangered Tiger.
DiCaprio, star of Titanic, has joined forces with the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) to create Save Tiger Now.
DiCaprio stated, "Tiger Woods is indeed...
Tigers in big big trouble but this time we are not talking about the golfer Tiger Woods. Tigers in the wild are down to around only 500 in Asia as hunters continue to hunt this animal to extinction just so some scumbags can make some Chinese medicine...
A Chinese astrologer, born in New York, named Panda Chan has been reported as saying that the year of the Tiger is going to be great. Its going to be all fireworks and fortune.
The year will start when we all win the lottery. Apparently that's...