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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...
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Funny story:  Zanesville, Ohio:  Look What's New On The Menu!

Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...
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Funny story:  Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw. Accor...
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Funny story:  Earliest American Art Drawn by Sabre-Toothed Tiger?

Earliest American Art Drawn by Sabre-Toothed Tiger?

The earliest New World humans not only may have hunted enormous beasts such as mammoths and mastodons, but they may also have been hunted by ice age Sabre-Toothed Tigers in return, according to researchers at the Smyths Institution and the San Antoni...
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Funny story:  Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV. Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...
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Funny story:  Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...
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Funny story:  Tiger?  What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in. "Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond. Having verified these amazing stories...
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Funny story:  Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats. Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on strike). Luckily the lion tamer,...
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Funny story:  Man throws Tiger into Rubbish Bin - Tiger bites back

Man throws Tiger into Rubbish Bin - Tiger bites back

In light of the crazy crazy people who feel the urge to go about throwing their pets into rubbish bins, Mr. Orlov Petrovski had the urge to attempt to throw his pet tiger, Mr. Nibbles, into a county recycling bin. Mr. Nibbles was escorted down the...
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Funny story:  Big Brother Africa To Release Tiger Into House

Big Brother Africa To Release Tiger Into House

Big Brother may have run its course in the UK last week with Brian Dowling taking the Ultimate BB crown, but the show still rolls on in the rest of the world, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Africa, where TV chiefs plan to release a tiger int...
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Funny story:  Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness. The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp...
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Funny story:  Brave father saves tiger from girl

Brave father saves tiger from girl

A fully grown female Bengal Tiger had a lucky escape after a 7year old girl fell into its enclosure yesterday at Berlin Zoo, Germany. The disobedient child climbed a large fence surrounding the Tiger enclosure, dropped into the trees and clambere...
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Funny story:  Ship loaded with Tamil Tigers enters western Canadian waters.  Siegfried & Roy form welcoming committee

Ship loaded with Tamil Tigers enters western Canadian waters. Siegfried & Roy form welcoming committee

12 NAUTICAL MILES OFF THE COAST OF BRITISH COLUMBIA: Ahoy there!! A Thai cargo ship loaded with its illegal cargo of Tamil Tigers is expected to enter Canadian territorial waters early Friday. In preparation for their arrival, Sher Khan, Canada'...
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Funny story:  The Collaboration, Chapter 6 - Minnesota Nice Goes to Tibet

The Collaboration, Chapter 6 - Minnesota Nice Goes to Tibet

Far in the mysted, mystical mountains of Tibet, Lena Oleson reached the end of one of many paths up the same mountain, and there she halted. "Wow," she huffed, trying to catch her breath. "That was a heckuva climb." A man in the robes of a Tibetan Buddhist monk stepped forward. "Good morning, madam," he greeted in English. "It appears, perhaps, that you have lost your way." "Oh, no," s...
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Funny story:  The Collaboration, Chapter 3 - The Tyger

The Collaboration, Chapter 3 - The Tyger

"The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction." William Blake The girl sighed, softly. Madame Butterfly's crimson silk shibari rope brought out the delicious pallour of her snow-white flesh, even as it cut into her most sensitive parts. She hung, four feet above the Persian rug, and trembled as she swayed, like a ripe and voluptuous fruit. Gagged and blindfolded, with her raven...
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Funny story:  DiCaprio launches Tiger protection charity

DiCaprio launches Tiger protection charity

Actor, Leonardo Dicaprio has launched an organization to help protect the endangered Tiger. DiCaprio, star of Titanic, has joined forces with the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) to create Save Tiger Now. DiCaprio stated, "Tiger Woods is indeed...
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Funny story:  Tigers in big big trouble

Tigers in big big trouble

Tigers in big big trouble but this time we are not talking about the golfer Tiger Woods. Tigers in the wild are down to around only 500 in Asia as hunters continue to hunt this animal to extinction just so some scumbags can make some Chinese medicine...
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Funny story:  Chinese Year of the Tiger is going to be great

Chinese Year of the Tiger is going to be great

A Chinese astrologer, born in New York, named Panda Chan has been reported as saying that the year of the Tiger is going to be great. Its going to be all fireworks and fortune. The year will start when we all win the lottery. Apparently that's...
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