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Animal Trainer Routinely Uses Whip and Gun On Tiger - Has Audacity To Act Surprised When Animal Chews His Arms Off

Funny story: Animal Trainer Routinely Uses Whip and Gun On Tiger - Has Audacity To Act Surprised When Animal Chews His Arms Off

Toronto - A local animal trainer for the Toronto Zoo suffered severe injuries when his tiger, Meeka, turned on him during a training session and gnawed his arms off. According to fellow workmates, the trainer, Peter Dawson, 38, routinely whipped Meek...

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Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

Funny story: Cee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.

It's official- Cee Lo Green is not returning as a judge to The Voice this year because of an issue with the star's contract. It is no secret that the singer of the hit "forget you" is an animal lover. Cee Lo likes to bring animals onto the set of...

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David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

Funny story: David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...

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Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Funny story: Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...

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Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

Funny story: Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

AUBURN, Alabama - The number 4 ranked Auburn Tigers were not the least bit intimadated by the likes of the top ranked Alabama Crimson Tide as they upset Bama 34-28. With the game tied and with just seconds to go the Tide tried a field goal. It was...

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Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

Funny story: Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...

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Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

Funny story: Tiger Woods Could Be Extinct In 12 Years If Unprotected

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia-Tiger Woods could become extinct in 12 years if companies he's still a spokesperson for fail to take quick action to protect their image and step up the fight against infidelity, global celeb experts told a "Tiger summit" S...

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Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

Funny story: Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...

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Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

Funny story: Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw. Accor...

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Earliest American Art Drawn by Sabre-Toothed Tiger?

Funny story: Earliest American Art Drawn by Sabre-Toothed Tiger?

The earliest New World humans not only may have hunted enormous beasts such as mammoths and mastodons, but they may also have been hunted by ice age Sabre-Toothed Tigers in return, according to researchers at the Smyths Institution and the San Antoni...

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Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Funny story: Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV. Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...

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Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Funny story: Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...

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Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

Funny story: Tiger? What Tiger? Mine's an Elephant!

It had to happen. No sooner had the news broken of the ladle-wielding wife who beat off a tiger, saving her husband's life, than the stories came pouring in. "Tiger? Huh! That's nothing!" was the general gist, as we sifted through the 113,965 messages emailed to us from darkest Peru, from the top of Ayres Rock in Oz, and all places between and beyond. Having verified these amazing stories...

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Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

Funny story: Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats. Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on strike). Luckily the lion tamer,...

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Man throws Tiger into Rubbish Bin - Tiger bites back

Funny story: Man throws Tiger into Rubbish Bin - Tiger bites back

In light of the crazy crazy people who feel the urge to go about throwing their pets into rubbish bins, Mr. Orlov Petrovski had the urge to attempt to throw his pet tiger, Mr. Nibbles, into a county recycling bin. Mr. Nibbles was escorted down the...

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Big Brother Africa To Release Tiger Into House

Funny story: Big Brother Africa To Release Tiger Into House

Big Brother may have run its course in the UK last week with Brian Dowling taking the Ultimate BB crown, but the show still rolls on in the rest of the world, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Africa, where TV chiefs plan to release a tiger int...

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Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Funny story: Drugged Tiger Cub Rescued by Thai Police in Soft Toy Horror

Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness. The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp...

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Brave father saves tiger from girl

Funny story: Brave father saves tiger from girl

A fully grown female Bengal Tiger had a lucky escape after a 7year old girl fell into its enclosure yesterday at Berlin Zoo, Germany. The disobedient child climbed a large fence surrounding the Tiger enclosure, dropped into the trees and clambere...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

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