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Funny story: Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

Tiger Woods Has A Horrible Feeling That His Golfing Days Are Numbered

LAS VEGAS - Legendary golfer Tiger Woods recently talked with a reporter with The Sports Bet Gazette about his recurring back problem. Woods told Zorro La Bamba with SBG that his back had been feeling okay up until a few days ago. La Bamba aske...
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Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...
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Funny story: The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

The Ex-Mistress That Tiger Woods Could End Up Marrying

CRYSTAL CITY, Texas - Tiger Woods was in Crystal City, Texas, which is known as The Spinach Capital of The World. The champion golfer had gone there to see about purchasing an 18-wheeler load of spinach, which he says is his favorite side dish.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Tiger Woods Talks About Golf, Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

PEORIA, Illinois - Tiger Woods visited Peoria on a golf shoe promotion trip. He was asked by a local reporter if the rumor that he was going to retire from golf at the end of this year was true. Tiger smiled and replied "Yes and no." He then...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine. Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle...
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Funny story: Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...
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Funny story: Lindsey Vonn Is Very Upset With Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods

Lindsey Vonn Is Very Upset With Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods

CHICAGO - Olympic Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn was in the Windy City visiting one of her high school teachers when she was approached by a sports reporter. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily asked the good-looking blonde about her rel...
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Funny story: Tiger's Wood Branded Line Of Golf Gear Sales On Decline

Tiger's Wood Branded Line Of Golf Gear Sales On Decline

Tiger Woods line of golf clubs, balls, and accessories, "Tiger's Wood" has taken quite a hit in the most recent quarter. Sales of the brand have decreased dramatically in the last couple of terms. A spokesperson for the company stated, "We are hi...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

Tiger Woods Cancels His Scheduled Golf Clinic In Syria

KANSAS CITY - Tiger Woods was visiting a former caddy in Kansas City when he was asked about his upcoming golf clinic in Damascus, Syria. Woods grinned and shook his head as he said that needless to say that baby has been cancelled permanently due...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Disastrous Year Continues with 2nd Place Finish

Tiger Woods Disastrous Year Continues with 2nd Place Finish

Scene of the crime Barclays. Tiger Woods who has only won 5 tournaments this year and no Majors, finished in 2nd place after nearly beating a field of the world's top professionals with back spasms that have stretched over the past 3 days. That is th...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Signs A Condom Deal

Tiger Woods Signs A Condom Deal

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Golfing gigolo Tiger Woods has just announced that he has agreed to be the spokesman for a brand new line of condoms that will be available at drugstores, convenience stores, and retail stores throughout America within the m...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Kicks Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Into The Sand Trap

Tiger Woods Kicks Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Into The Sand Trap

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Regarding the Tiger Woods - Lindsey Vonn relationship, it's like noted San Antonio sportscaster Dan Cook once said, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Well by all accounts the fat lady has sung and she's sitting in...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...
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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo

LA BREA - Close friends of Elin Nordegren have said that the Swedish beauty is still quite upset at ex-husband Tiger Woods. Elin, who was having dinner alone at the La Brea Tar Pits Diner, feels that she was led to believe by her former philanderi...
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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

Elin Nordegren Rejects Tiger Wood's Marriage Proposal

NORTH PALM BEACH, Florida - Elin Nordegren has said that she does not care to play a second round of having her husband cheat on her with starstruck blonde bimbo's. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods told Hollywood Innuendo that she is quite content with...
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