Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he knew he was going to be kidded a lot but that was OK.
"Like most kids I had this childhood friend that only I could see and his name was Tidy Little!"
This brought a hearty laugh from the crowd but...
The government has developed a 'tidiness' grading system similar to how wind strength is measured at sea.
A home office minister explained "F1 is utterly benign and pretty rare, F4 to F8 is typical say in autumn, and F12 is terrifying and dangero...
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