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Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

Funny story: Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

"Just do it, Johnny," cringed out the stuffed and mangled school teacher to her student after being absorbed and becoming one with the giant luffa raining havoc across the American landscape. "Bullet to the brain. Quick and easy. Give it to me no-,"...

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Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Funny story: Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Moscow - Russian President Putin has become bored with not having a worthy adversary on the foreign policy landscape due to President Obama's lack of interest in world affairs. The Russian leader always welcomes a challenge and believes having a...

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Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Funny story: Man Threatens Dog With Kebab

Police in Edinburgh have launched an investigation after a local dog was threatened with a doner kebab. The incident happened in the early hours of Wednesday morning in the Leith area of the city. The dog, Scamp, an executive with Woof Woof Com...

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New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Funny story: New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week. Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U...

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English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Funny story: English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...

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