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Thomas The Tank Engine Derails Outside Of London, Texting Suspected

Funny story: Thomas The Tank Engine Derails Outside Of London, Texting Suspected

LONDON- Thomas the Tank Engine, a veteran of children's television and a worldwide celebrity, derailed a train of 30 cars yesterday in the countryside north of London. Police investigating the incident took Mr. Tank Engine's cellphone because of susp...

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Tank Engine Drivers Describe 'Living Engine' Nightmare on Island of Sodor

Funny story: Tank Engine Drivers Describe 'Living Engine' Nightmare on Island of Sodor

The National Institute of Tank Engine Drivers has revealed today that a number of their members have refused to work on the small island of Sodor following complaints that some Tank Engines appear to have 'minds of their own'. It isn't the first t...

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Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike

Funny story: Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike

It was another Monday morning in London Toy Town and Thomas the Tank Engine was all set to carry the miserable commuters to their work destinations. He was doing the underground shift this week. How he loved to travel through those dark tunnels where no one could see him picking up the workers with their interesting body odours. As he prepared himself for the day ahead, he noticed out of the...

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Runaway Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London underground!

Funny story: Runaway Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London underground!

The London underground system was thrown into chaos today as Thomas The Tank Engine released his breaks and went on a joy ride! Thomas was assisting engineers mending the rails (an endless task on the antiquated network) and he got bored. Thoma...

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Thomas The Tank Engine may soon disappear from TV screens everywhere

Funny story: Thomas The Tank Engine may soon disappear from TV screens everywhere

It's a sad,sad time for lovers of Thomas The Tank Engine. He is almost bankrupt as a result of YouTube. Viewers are not flocking in their millions to sit in front of their t.v.s to watch him these days. They are watching him on YouTube, which do...

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Thomas the Tank Engine "Proud to Carry Obama"

Funny story: Thomas the Tank Engine "Proud to Carry Obama"

Quainton Road, Bucks - Thomas was "Chuffed!" said a spokesperson, "When we got the call from the US, he made tracks immediately to speed to the President Elect's request." "We had to keep the news secret, under threat of water-boarding or extraord...

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Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

Funny story: Ringo Starr wants an end to fan mail

In an unprecedented rant on the popular video site for sheep, Ewe Tube, Ringo Starr, 68, has announced that he will be signing no more autographs, or reading any more fan mail. The Liverpudlian, famous for being the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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